Gripe: Nobody told me I was the site's sexual deviant.

I think I deserve a crown or something.

 

Not necessarily @Sia.

 

Gripe: Put down your fucking phone and stop filming everything and hyping up situations and pretending to be a victim while you aggressively harass somebody. This is not Fox local news at ten, and you are not an investigative journalist. Handle your fucking business like the man or woman you are or shut the fuck up.

I see so much bitch ass shit these days on youtube and all of this crap that flat out would've got people fucked up or worse back in the day. It's disgraceful. Stand by what you do. Don't be fucking harrassing somebody then acting like you're the victim because you have a camera in your phone. Conduct yourself like a god damn adult.

 

Gripe: Loud ass workers outside early in the morning.

 

Nobody is outside anymore! When I grew up the street had kids playing football baseball, adults working on the house the car or the yard! Where I live it could be an abandoned village. On occasion a vehicle speeds thru and disappears, but otherwise it's a ghost town.

 

Actually, I have a real gripe.

It amazes me how so many outside the US can be stupid and proudly ignorant enough to think all 300+ million of us are exactly the same after interacting with so many Americans on here. It's annoying and insulting but really just exposes the person talking that way as a willfully ignorant jerkoff.

 

Gripe: Being up for 24 hours is a real bitch.

 

Certain men having no respect for women.

 

And vice versa

 

Fucking idiots on here who pose as gorgeous women, in their avatars and pics they post - who have never heard of Google reverse search.

 

I'm not one to talk about other guys but I'm really getting tired of seeing guys say they're all about one girl and always talking about her or even putting her in their signature then I hear the guy is PMing or trying to every woman he can. I'm obviously not talking about couples who play with others separately or have an understanding.

Just can't stand snakes, especially when they're always so quick to talk down at or about other people.

 

Today I had some creep here that I don't even know hit me up to buy him a gift.
I am stunned by the audacity of some stranger who thinks because I'm a woman on a porn site that I'm so desperate for male attention that I need to buy it. I've only had this happen here once before, and that guy was toast. Same as this one.

 

Well Dee, if you woulda said yes, all us other creeps would be lining up at your door.

 

I'm tired of not being able to sleep and still have to work.

 

Gripe: Having that song from the Marathon ads stuck in my head. It's better than having a fake song from Parks and Rec stuck in my mind but still.

 

Fucking truck

 

Gripe: I never get rewarded for the amazing heroics I often perform in dreams.

I mean what the hell, people? Is a statue really that much to ask for? Jeez.

 

That really made me laugh.

Surprisingly, I wasn't laughing at you...this time.

 

I chuckled. at all of ya.