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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Milky Way

    good name for a Peter North money shot

    Better Name for an instructional 'cow lactation' video
     
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  2. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    Apple

    good name for a computer company

    bad name for an orange orchard



    I know. That was not so funny.
    I'm really digging deep here to come up with somthing new...
     
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  3. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    My mind's a bit of a blank in thinking of funny or droll comparisions, anyway...

    "Probe"
    good name for a rectal thermometer
    bad name for a car
     
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  4. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Budapest's Best

    Good name for Paprica

    Bad name for a hooker.
     
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  5. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Quaker Oats

    Good name for oatmeal

    Bad name for a palsy medicine.
     
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  6. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Morton

    Good name for salt

    Bad name for an ambassador
     
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  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    God's Little Acre

    Good name for a novel.

    Bad name for a molar.
     
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  8. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    Toy Biz

    good name for a toy figure company

    might be a good name for a sex toy company
     
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  9. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    Top Flight

    good name for a golf ball

    would be good name for an airline as well

    bad name for most other kinds of businesses
     
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  10. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    Monopoly

    good name for a board game

    bad name for a company that actually has a monopoly
     
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  11. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Roto-rooter

    Good name for a device to clear clogged drains

    Bad name for a dentist's drill
     
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  12. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Band-Aid
    Good name for an adhesive bandage

    Bad name for a conductor's baton
     
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  13. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Prairie Home companion

    Good name for a radio show

    Bad name for an inflatable sex doll
     
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  14. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Grand Ole Opry

    Good name forCountry Music

    Bad name for the Metropolitan Opera
     
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  15. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    General Dynamics

    Good corporate name

    Bad name for a military officer
     
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  16. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Robin Hood

    Good name for a flour

    Bad name for a bank
     
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  17. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    International Harvester

    Good name for farm equipment

    Bad name for a mortuary
     
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  18. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Miracle Whip
    Good name for Salad dressing

    Bad name for Amish Buggy Accessory
     
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  19. Whitey44

    Whitey44 Porn Star

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    Rico,

    I like this one especially! :excited:

     
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  20. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    www.powergenitalia.com

    Good name for a dildo website.
    Bad name for an Italian power company ..... which it is ...:)

    Or did they abandon the idea?