1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Jul 7, 2016
    Granted but it becomes so blasie that you no longer stand out as the person you are and secretly begin to wear grannie panties under your leather

    I wish I was dead.
     
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  2. Mistress Katana

    Mistress Katana Porno Junky

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    Jul 8, 2016
    Granted. After your death the zombie apocalypse begins. Your corpse is reanimated and goes on a rampage in the streets. You come to your end at the hands of a redneck in a snake skin jacket using a 5 foot dildo to beat your brains into a bloody pulp.

    I wish for a new vibrator
     
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  3. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    Jul 8, 2016
    Granted. You receive a new toy in the mail that hits you in all the right places and gives you great satisfaction. During a freak power surge it goes into overdrive, sending you into an orgasmic overdose that sends you to the morgue with a smile that all of the mourners at your funeral can't help but to comment on. "My how happy she looks!"

    I wish for a exceptional bottle of Irish whiskey.
     
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  4. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Granted, but you have an allergy to alcohol so any time you try to drink it you break out in oozing sores.



    I wish that the weekend was longer.
     
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  5. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Mar 25, 2018
    Granted it's now been extended for 3 more day, but It just started snowing and their expecting snow to fall at 3" an hour so you won't be able to go anywhere or the next 6 days

    I wish I could quit my day job and just Sharpen and Uber for the rest of my life
     
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  6. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Granted, but the price of gas goes up to 20$ a gallon so everyone starts walking everywhere.




    I wish there were carb free French fries.
     
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  7. Male Lesbian

    Male Lesbian Narrator of Desire

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    Mar 25, 2018
    Granted, but then there is a natural disaster where all potatoes are infected that when you eat them. They cause you to lose interest in Sex



    I wish I could be with the girl that I am infatuated with, right now instead of having to wait till later in the week.
     
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  8. lettinemhavit

    lettinemhavit XNXX FANATIC

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    Mar 7, 2020
    Granted...but you will have to protect her from something called coronavirus in the future...

    ...I wish I could play in the XNXX forum more frequently like I used to years ago......
     
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