wish granted, your taken hostage ontop of a 30 story building and you slip off and fall to your death

i wish i had a case of vodka

 

Wish granted. As you take it to the kitchen, the box slips out of your hands and crashes to the ground. You here the tinkle of broken glass and a puddle of Vodka forming.

I wish I could go out dancing.

 

Granted. But you're forced to have me drink with you, and take advantage of you.

I wish.....that I had someone fun to talk to on the phone...I hate sitting at the computer for too long.

Shit, took too long. Oh well, it still stands, cause it's not a good thing.

 

Wish granted. You talk to a clown on the phone. You go deaf from his horns a bells and crap.

I wish my sweetie was on.

 

Wish granted. Your sweetie comes online but then his computer blows up and he dies.

I wish my dog would stop laying on my bed.

 

Wish granted, but for no reason your penis falls off.

I wish for ten bucks in unmarked, untraceable bills.

 

Wish granted. Your run over by a semi and 12 armored cars full of gold

I wish more people were on the forums posting stuff.

 

Same here, hardly anyone I know is on lately when I am. So wish granted, we have another record number on and the server crashes and they have to replace it with a new one and it takes six months to get it.

Must be careful what I wish for. Wished for snow in Las Vegas, and we got rain unexpectedly, did I cause that? If it had snowed it would have proved my omnipotence, so I guess i'm just impotent:roll:

I wish for waking up each morning for the next 30 years snuggled up to Andrea.

 

wish granted you wake up each morning for the next thirty years tied to the bed with andrea all nice and cozy. unfortunatly she leaves you there for the rest of the day. and is only there for the 1 minute when you wake up

to tell the truth i dont think ive maid this horrible enough

i wish i was on webcam with a women now both of us enjoying ourselves

 

Granted! Your on a web cam playing around. You push the wrong button and E-Mail the video to your Mother!......................... I wish I was getting more sleep!

 

wish granted you start falling asleep all the time when in cars, on trains, walking across the road and in the middle of having sex

wish i could stop being horny all the time

 

Wish granted you are suddenly 80 years old and never horny.

I wish Andrea would stay home all day with me after snuggling up to her all night for 30years, oh and that we are totally rich, so neither has to work.

 

It happens, except by rich, I mean rich and chocolatey. You are subsequently eaten by ants.

I wish I had a nice delicious burger to eat.

 

your still going strong
so i think i would be still horny at 80 as well

you get a nice delicious burger to eat but because it was the best thing ever to eat you cant force yourself to eat anything else ever again
and slowly start to starve

wish i had a nice pint of chilled beer to drink right now

 

Your pint of chilled beer is bud lite.

I wish I had a huge plate of delicious fettucini alfredo to eat.

 

wish granted a plate that is 30 feet across apears above you and drops on you squashing you

sorry no food either

wish i had a better computer that didnt keep locking up
and logging out of programs

 

Your PC is now a super computer with an advance version of AI.

And it looks at you with total contempt. Before enslaving you it makes you watch as it takes over the world. It turns everyone into drones with no minds of their own. The last thing you see is electical cords shoot from the walls and enter your flesh in a painful and total invasion of your body.

The world eventually becomes the dominant entity in the universe, enslaving every planet it comes across in a Borg style assimilation.

I wish to be god.

 

Wish granted. But before you have anything to do you are struck by lightning and ass raped by monkeys then shot and killed by a crazy guy

I wish I had pizza

 

wish granted but you deliverer was that same crazy guy with those monkeys with him

i wish nikki would post her pictures of her making out with her friends soon:rose:

 

Here it is:





























Its invisible.

I wish to be immune to all immunities