1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Low~slung

    Low~slung Porno Junky

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    Way off the mark! I'm not a woman..

    TPBM laughs at Spike Milligan
     
  2. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I laughed a lot at Spike Jones 60 years ago. Is this some kin of his?

    TPBM laughs at old Tom Lehar songs.
     
  3. OregonChic

    OregonChic Sex Machine

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    My age is showing...


    TPBM has broken at least 2 bones.
     
  4. MintyKisses

    MintyKisses Sweetly Seductive

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    false.

    TPBM ate blueberries for breakfast.
     
  5. sxyslave

    sxyslave Porno Junky

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    True (well blueberry yogurt)

    TPBM had some form of pasta for dinner
     
  6. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    False;

    Mango yogurt!

    TPBM is the woman I've been chasing around the board much of the day.
     
  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    False. Home grilled burgers, potato salad, and baked beans.

    TPBM is still that hot dame!
     
  8. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Not so hot.

    TPBM likes to play euchre.
     
  9. Low~slung

    Low~slung Porno Junky

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    Only ever played it once, and didn't understand the rules!

    TPBM prefers a shower to a bath
     
  10. QuietTemptress

    QuietTemptress Porn Star

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    i would have to say so, though i dont have a bath available but would shower before the bath anyways... ok, i dont know. you figure it out:p

    TPBM does not clean their house as often as they should.
     
  11. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    True. My grown son is a slob, and I am in a wheelchair. I try to keep the worst picked up daily and the dishes washed. A woman comes in fortnightly to do a thorough cleaning.

    The person below me has some exotic food tastes.:rolleyes:
     
  12. frankyd

    frankyd Porn Surfer

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    True. Can't find anyone who wants to eat Kangaroo with me :)

    TPBM has a pair of panties, and they don't know whose they are
     
  13. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Sorry. I had a nice collection, but my wife made me throw them away.;)

    TPBM has his/her undergarment collection labeled with name, date, and exactly what took place.
     
  14. luv2Blicked

    luv2Blicked Canadian Beaver

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    Rico! I told you before, stop lookin' in my panty drawer!!

    TPBM is going out Friday night
     
  15. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    No. He is probably going to be starting to celebrate his birthday with a pie. He will be 75 on Sunday!:eek:

    TPBM is younger than I am.
     
  16. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Yes

    TPBM is up late tonight.
     
  17. Wolfleader

    Wolfleader Kinky Wolf

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    yep.


    TPBM is fun to be with.
     
  18. QuietTemptress

    QuietTemptress Porn Star

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    damn straight,lol.

    TPBM has never met someone from the forum in person.
     
  19. VioletAshes

    VioletAshes Porno Junky

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    ... you'd never know...

    The person below me has tried using beer as lube.
     
  20. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    never done it

    tpbm is planning to break up with someone