Guys, before you write any woman here, please think with your heads, not your dicks. Here's a few things to avoid if you are interested in talking to any of us:

1. Do not write a stupid message that has something like "Hey" in the subject line and a message that says: "Hey" as well. Don't waste our time. Tell us who you are and why you're writing. Introduce yourself, make it interesting. We get lots of "heys" every day, and I personally ignore them. Same goes for "Hi", "Hello", "Whassup", "What are you up to"...

2. Don't use text language. Use punctuation and good spelling. It's so much nicer to read a message well written! You'll get more answers if we don't have to try to guess what the fuck you're saying.

3. Post on the forums for a while before you message someone, unless that woman was posting on "personals" asking for messages (it will probably be a man anyway). We like to read your posts and get to know you, and you'll get to know us, too. If you have a low count of posts, and all of them are in the games or personals section, I'll probably ignore your message. I can't know what you like or dislike and I'd rather wait to see you post in the other forums to know if you're OK to talk to or not.

4. Do not start talking to us like we're a cheap whore you hired to please your darkest fantasies. We don't work here. Writing something like "hey baby I want to stick my 9-inch cock up your ass while you're gagging on my friend's 10-inch cock" is not something we really appreciate as an introduction. Think about it: would you approach a woman at a bar with that line? I don't think so. Treat us with respect until you get to know us better and you know if we like being treated like that.

5. Keep in mind you're not the only dude here. We read a lot of threads and like some comments, but that doesn't mean we're gonna remember every single comment we liked and what the poster's name was. So, if you use the excuse that we liked one of your comments to start a conversation, a little bit of background would be dandy. There's nothing more confusing than getting a message from a stranger saying: "yeah, I think that's awesome, too" when you don't know what he's talking about. Just post it as a comment on the thread, you don't need a PM for that!

6. Please remember we don't work here and we don't owe you anything. If we don't feel like talking with you for whatever reason and we don't reply, don't insist sending 5 messages in an hour. It makes you look creepy. If you had a nice chat with us one day it doesn't mean we have to be available for you 24/7 from now on either. Don't be pushy. You're not the only guy we're talking to, and we can choose. If you're pushy we'll ignore you.

Any ladies please feel free to add anything here. Not all of us are the same and maybe I missed something, or maybe there's something I don't like that you like. Let us know. I think you can talk to very interesting people in this site and it's a shame that some women have a no PM policy because of all the dumbasses that ruined the experience for them. Men, stop being horny little dicks with no brain and, if you're gonna PM us, make it interesting. It's that easy. Just like in real life.

 

The first tutorial! Well done! Let's fuck you dirty.......shit let me go back to #1 again.

 

So Cristina you are obviously not getting enough pm's, so now you are attention whoring!

You'll be sore!!

thinskin

 

Post #1 of this thread should be required reading any time one of you horny gents hits the "Start Conversation" button.

 

I have had a number of lovely conversations with some of the woman here and I am as ugly as hell..

 

You honestly believe these illiterates are going to take the time to read? These guys that send random, ill thought-out, stupid PMs to ladies here are the worst examples of men. These desperate immature boys are here because they suck in social situations and cannot possibly succeed in talking to women in person so they use the safety of the internet in the hope of getting lucky.

With that said, there are also ladies here that suffer from the same thing. The biggest difference being, if you have boobs, you can get all the attention you desire simply by just being here. Us men aren't so lucky. Okay, rants over.

 

No, I don't believe they'll take the time to read. It was simply an expression of wishful thinking on my part. Sorry for upsetting you.

 

Just a small point of order on number 4 Cristina! I am just not sure that any of your target audience have ever approached a woman at a bar with any line whatsoever!!

I have always found "would you like to dance gorgeous?" is as good a place to start as any!

thinskin

 

Hey baby, whassup?

 

I like to go straight to the source.

 

I understand. I'm not upset either.

 

Some may actually read it.......

 

Hopefully some of them do.

On another side of it, my husband gets pms from guys thinking I'm on his account or asking if they could fuck me. That's also a no no.

 

You share an account? How do they know it isn't your husband? Love your avatar btw.

 

We each have our own, but we have the couple rings instead of male or female. So the guys who don't bother to read our posts seem to think that we share an account. All they really have to do is read our signatures. Lol.

And thank you. We had a fun photo session I took my avatar from.

 

And here is the prime example of the reason for Christina's tutorial.

 

We have two completely different avatars! LMAO. Fucking retards.

 

Didn't have to, but did read it @HornyCristina the ones that seem to do the worst are the ones that bitch the most that they never get any attention and maybe this will tell them why? Many have tried this wrong angle at Lil' Donna and I with all being nothing more than blocked and ignored!

 

So are you telling us @HornyCristina is that I should NOT Pm you and say "Hey! Sup? Wanna cam? Show me your tits slut and here is a pic of my dick. See how hard you make me.
Would that be wrong?