The Truth About Everything Except Writing Thread.
Discussion in 'Sex Stories' started by hornypixy, Jul 7, 2014.
Ever have raccoons raid your garbage cans?
This one caught the mother lode!
Oh that fucker is getting a tour of the city.
Random movie trailer. The last line of the trailer reminded me of some people around here.
Ya surprised a laugh out of me.
GOOD line for that situation!
Lol " You need to watch out for run on sentences."
Keggles (sp?) help
One more for were/we're/where : were - lycanthropic
I know, but you grinned when you read it, didn't you?
That's why you need a dicktionary (from Urban Dictionary)
the alternate gender for chicktionary, so a chick's phone with lots of dudes numbers in it
When a chick needs a booty call, she cracks open her dicktionary.
I like a definition from further down:
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.
Obviously fake, the F-14 is a carrier fighter, they didn't have any carriers back then.
Nonsense. There were jet airliners by the time of the fall of Troy, as proven by this photograph.
Weaponizing aircraft by the time of our Civil War was easy.
Damn conspiracy theorists!
Any jock willing to fly at the speeds required by the swept wings AND performing a wing-over at the altitude implied by the piece of Photoshop crap DESERVES the party which would be held in their honor a few days later - headstone, wreath, and all.
But they didn't have the carriers to launch them from. They'd be using F-15s instead.
Harrumph. I guess you're going to argue the authenticity of these photographs too.
X-Wings are carrier based, so that's reasonable. But the shadows are all wrong for the AT-AT. The troops are lit from the front left of the scene. The AT-AT is illuminated from the right. Classic photoshop screw up, unless the photographer was using flash on the troops, but then you'd see secondary shadows.
He says you're nit-picking.
That AT-AT is a pretty big bit.
I have actually missed all you twits.
USS Florida (SSGN-728) Navy Joke - what's long black and full of Seamen? LOL
Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos?
A: You get COCK BLOCKed.
Q: How many knees do men really have?
A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.
Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
A: Hopefully your girlfriend.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: What do you call an endowed puppet?
A: Well strung. ok I admit OLD jokes
That first one should actually be - "BLOCKED COCK".
That is wrong on SO MANY levels.
In a week of per hour?
All I want to know is how many inches per hour? LOL Plus I think he might be the BUTT of a lot of Back door jokes? he he he
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