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  1. darthel0101

    darthel0101 Porn Star

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    One more for were/we're/where : were - lycanthropic

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  2. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  3. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  4. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  5. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    1. darthel0101
      BAAAAD pun
       
      darthel0101, Feb 26, 2017
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    2. wantsomefun
      I know, but you grinned when you read it, didn't you?
       
      wantsomefun, Feb 26, 2017
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    3. UncleB71
      [​IMG]
       
      UncleB71, Feb 26, 2017
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  6. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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  7. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    That's why you need a dicktionary (from Urban Dictionary)

    the alternate gender for chicktionary, so a chick's phone with lots of dudes numbers in it
    When a chick needs a booty call, she cracks open her dicktionary.​
     
    1. tonybs
      I like a definition from further down:

      2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.
       
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  8. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    1. tonybs
      Obviously fake, the F-14 is a carrier fighter, they didn't have any carriers back then.
       
      tonybs, Feb 26, 2017
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    2. wantsomefun
      Nonsense. There were jet airliners by the time of the fall of Troy, as proven by this photograph.

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      Weaponizing aircraft by the time of our Civil War was easy.

      Damn conspiracy theorists!
       
      wantsomefun, Feb 26, 2017
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    3. darthel0101
      Any jock willing to fly at the speeds required by the swept wings AND performing a wing-over at the altitude implied by the piece of Photoshop crap DESERVES the party which would be held in their honor a few days later - headstone, wreath, and all.
       
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  9. tonybs

    tonybs Porn Star

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    But they didn't have the carriers to launch them from. They'd be using F-15s instead.
     
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  10. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Harrumph. I guess you're going to argue the authenticity of these photographs too.

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    1. tonybs
      X-Wings are carrier based, so that's reasonable. But the shadows are all wrong for the AT-AT. The troops are lit from the front left of the scene. The AT-AT is illuminated from the right. Classic photoshop screw up, unless the photographer was using flash on the troops, but then you'd see secondary shadows.
       
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      [​IMG]

      He says you're nit-picking.
       
      wantsomefun, Feb 27, 2017
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    3. darthel0101
      That AT-AT is a pretty big bit.
       
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      Hahahaha
      I have actually missed all you twits.
       
      1 Toy Maker, Mar 15, 2017
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  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  12. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  13. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    upload_2017-3-4_3-26-30.png USS Florida (SSGN-728) Navy Joke - what's long black and full of Seamen? LOL
     
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  14. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos?
    A: You get COCK BLOCKed.

    Q: How many knees do men really have?
    A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.

    Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
    A: Hopefully your girlfriend.

    Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
    A: Don't make me cum in there.

    Q: What do you call an endowed puppet?
    A: Well strung. ok I admit OLD jokes
     
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    1. wantsomefun
      [​IMG]
       
      wantsomefun, Mar 4, 2017
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    2. darthel0101
      That first one should actually be - "BLOCKED COCK".
       
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  15. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    1. darthel0101
      That is wrong on SO MANY levels.
       
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  16. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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      In a week of per hour?
       
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    2. pars001
      All I want to know is how many inches per hour? LOL Plus I think he might be the BUTT of a lot of Back door jokes? he he he
       
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  17. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  18. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    1. freethinker
      My eyes! My eyes! Aaaarrrggghhhh, where's the bleach?!?!
       
      freethinker, Mar 9, 2017
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    2. wantsomefun
      You can have it when I'm done.

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      wantsomefun, Mar 9, 2017
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    3. pars001
      I'm BLIND! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
      pars001, Mar 9, 2017
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    4. wantsomefun
      Hey, it would give you a great excuse.

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  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  20. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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    You HAVE to love that vest and that mustache!
     
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    1. wantsomefun
      Don't forget the comb-over.
       
      wantsomefun, Mar 12, 2017
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