1. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Ever have raccoons raid your garbage cans?

    This one caught the mother lode!

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      Oh that fucker is getting a tour of the city.
       
      BiStander, Feb 18, 2017
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  2. tonybs

    tonybs Porn Star

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    Random movie trailer. The last line of the trailer reminded me of some people around here.

     
    1. darthel0101
      Ya surprised a laugh out of me.
      GOOD line for that situation!
       
      darthel0101, Feb 19, 2017
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      Lol " You need to watch out for run on sentences."
       
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  3. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    1. darthel0101
      Keggles (sp?) help
       
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      Lol
       
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  4. darthel0101

    darthel0101 Porn Star

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    One more for were/we're/where : were - lycanthropic

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  5. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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  6. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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  7. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    1. darthel0101
      BAAAAD pun
       
      darthel0101, Feb 26, 2017
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    2. wantsomefun
      I know, but you grinned when you read it, didn't you?
       
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  9. UncleB71

    UncleB71 Horny Horseman

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  10. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    That's why you need a dicktionary (from Urban Dictionary)

    the alternate gender for chicktionary, so a chick's phone with lots of dudes numbers in it
    When a chick needs a booty call, she cracks open her dicktionary.​
     
    1. tonybs
      I like a definition from further down:

      2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.
       
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  11. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    1. tonybs
      Obviously fake, the F-14 is a carrier fighter, they didn't have any carriers back then.
       
      tonybs, Feb 26, 2017
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      Nonsense. There were jet airliners by the time of the fall of Troy, as proven by this photograph.

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      Weaponizing aircraft by the time of our Civil War was easy.

      Damn conspiracy theorists!
       
      wantsomefun, Feb 26, 2017
    3. darthel0101
      Any jock willing to fly at the speeds required by the swept wings AND performing a wing-over at the altitude implied by the piece of Photoshop crap DESERVES the party which would be held in their honor a few days later - headstone, wreath, and all.
       
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  12. tonybs

    tonybs Porn Star

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    But they didn't have the carriers to launch them from. They'd be using F-15s instead.
     
  13. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    Harrumph. I guess you're going to argue the authenticity of these photographs too.

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    1. tonybs
      X-Wings are carrier based, so that's reasonable. But the shadows are all wrong for the AT-AT. The troops are lit from the front left of the scene. The AT-AT is illuminated from the right. Classic photoshop screw up, unless the photographer was using flash on the troops, but then you'd see secondary shadows.
       
      tonybs, Feb 27, 2017
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      He says you're nit-picking.
       
      wantsomefun, Feb 27, 2017
    3. darthel0101
      That AT-AT is a pretty big bit.
       
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      Hahahaha
      I have actually missed all you twits.
       
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  14. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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  16. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    upload_2017-3-4_3-26-30.png USS Florida (SSGN-728) Navy Joke - what's long black and full of Seamen? LOL
     
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  17. pars001

    pars001 #1. Knight Writer

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    Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos?
    A: You get COCK BLOCKed.

    Q: How many knees do men really have?
    A: 3.... right knee, left knee and their wee-knee.

    Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks?
    A: Hopefully your girlfriend.

    Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
    A: Don't make me cum in there.

    Q: What do you call an endowed puppet?
    A: Well strung. ok I admit OLD jokes
     
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      wantsomefun, Mar 4, 2017
    2. darthel0101
      That first one should actually be - "BLOCKED COCK".
       
      darthel0101, Mar 5, 2017
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  18. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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    1. darthel0101
      That is wrong on SO MANY levels.
       
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  19. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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      In a week of per hour?
       
      Hellcat41979, Mar 7, 2017
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      All I want to know is how many inches per hour? LOL Plus I think he might be the BUTT of a lot of Back door jokes? he he he
       
      pars001, Mar 8, 2017
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    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover

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