No. I'd know!


If the river was over the road, but it didn't seem too high, would you drive through?

 

probably not, my car is lowered so would suck up water and die...




Would you swim into river to save a drowing dog?

 

absolutely not - sorry dog lovers everywhere but not me!!

Would you jump into a freezing lake to save a briefcase full of money?

 

No way....



Would you lie for a friend?

 

Depends!

would you?

 

I have done


so ...what does it depend on? would you lie for friend?

 

If it needed to be done.

Would you help a friend in a fight, even though you knew it meant you would both get hurt?

 

Would and have!

Would you ever finger someone with suspicion?

 

It's always been in my nature to blame someone, even when it's the wrong person in most cases.

Would you ever do the right thing?

 

Yes, I'll marry her.

Did you ever take cheer from the thought that things "gotta get better, cause they can't get worse."?

 

Yes, but only when I watch a Hollywood movie. The kind of movie with the happy ending, that makes me want to base my life on the characters because the characters find happiness in the movie, even though the characters are fictional or a blatant dramatization of a true story.

Would you ever eat a person if you had to just to survive?

 

With pleasure.

Would you have sex with the half eaten body if you got lonely.

 

No.

Would you give head to a random dude on the street, if Martha Stewart offer you a year supply of her stuff?

 

I can't stand Martha Stewart, how about 1 million dollars?

Would you kill someone if you had a 50/50 chance of getting away with it?

 

Yes, but only myself with a lower ratio of the possibility of pain followed by damnation or de-ja time travel.

Would you ever post things on the internet that you wouldn't say in real life?

 

No

Would you ever meet your online friend for a weekend?

 

I don't know

Would you masturbate on a webcam for a taco?

 

for a pink taco, yes

Would you fuck on webcam for your fifteen minutes of fame.

 

Yep


Would you take a picture naked with a whale shark?

 

I have one but not naked.

Would you take a blow job from a toothless donkey.