69 of coures / would you cum in my mouth

 

i'd cum anywhere you wished mouth,feet ears ect.would you have another sexy female be involed i love have two or three females at one time.:excited:

 

yes i would/ would you fuck us both in the assmrs d

 

No, I don't have a strap-on

Would you let a girl fuck your ass with a strap-on?

 

Not after last time Emi. I still don't walk right!!

Would you let a guy give you double pen, aided by a strap-on?

 

of course/ would double my ass sololaura

 

Tea for 2 &2 4 T & me 4 U & U 4 me. Yes!

 

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would you drip hot candle wax on my body if i wanted it?

 

Yes, but I only have this camping bug candle.

Would you swallow, if the cum was really cottage cheesey?

 

It would be difficult; I dislike cottage cheese. Miss Muffet can keep it.

If you were a spider, would you sit down beside Little Miss Muffet as she enjoys her simple meal of cottage cheeese?

 

I hate cottage cheese in any context ... but if some little miss wanted to show me her muff, I might set my cock down inside her.


Would you take a picture of yourself naked on a church altar, if someone paid you decent money to do it?

 

No, too many memories.

Would you stop chatting on xnxx if you shit your pants?

 

(1) I do not shit my pants. And (2) if I did, I do believe I would excuse myself for a clean-up ... and, yeah, I probably wouldn't return right away ~ for I would be much too rattled by the experience to feel sexy at all.


Would you jack-off a stallion, for artificial insemination purposes, if someone paid you 100 US dollars?

 

They don't jerk it off, they fist it and squeeze the sperm gland or whatever it's called.

For a reasonable amount of money, would you get a hot chick all the way back to your place and then flip her off and say "fuck you", and make her walk home, right before the sex?

 

Hell no, that would be too disrespectful.

 

(I see you already know a lot about horse cock) ~ I beg your pardon for my naivete.

Define "a reasonable amount of money" to turn down sex with a hot chick, and I may very well take you up on the offer ... (a snooty bitch would certainly make the task easier) ~ but I really like sex. A difficult question to answer.


Would someone else answer my questions, if I asked "pretty please?" ... (I'm beginning to feel rather uncomfortable chatting-it-up with a freakish, smiling, stubby penis without a pee hole).

 

I know my horse cock, and I've lost a lot of bets if you catch my drift.. Wait, what??? Umm... *cough*

 

(apparently, some individuals are straying from the parameters of this thread)

If someone could read the initial post by caracol101, would he/she get this thread back on track?

 

I dunno, would you?

 

ive tried a few times but oh well as long as we are having fun.

would let me tie you up and blindfold you, with the only clues as to what im gonna do to you is, it will hurt but i'll still bring you to orgasm