1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. you are amazing!!

    ...erm...what's your name again??
     
  2. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    "And so, the boss called me into his office and told me to get on my knees....."

    "What's that?"

    "Change position?"

    "........and so I sucked his cock"

    "Why did you stop?"
     
  3. "Oh God I'm sorry...I thought it was just going to be a fart..."
     
  4. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    "You mean your not suppose to clean the shit off my cock with you mouth?"
     
  5. barf!!!:eek:
     
  6. hardcock402

    hardcock402 Porn Star

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    So is that what a blue waffle looks like?
     
  7. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    the ceiling needs a lick of paint
     
  8. sealfan

    sealfan Seal Team 69

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    Wait what is that?
     
  9. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    wondered where my mobile phone went
     
  10. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    to a woman - damn, that's huge

    to a man - damn, that's tiny
     
  11. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    have you been eating garlic
     
  12. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    my wife will be home in ten minutes
     
  13. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    what did u say your name was
     
  14. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    you looked better when we left the bar last night
     
  15. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    would you mind rolling off your weight is squashing me
     
  16. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    could you at least put the beer down for a second?
     
  17. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    you are supposed to smoke after sex
     
  18. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    i thought you brought the condoms
     
  19. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    dont mind my crabs