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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    If fish watch humans for a long time they become agitated.
     
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Sardines naturally grow in tins. The way the lid cuts you is part of their natural defense mechanism.
     
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  3. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    Fish are going to be our last food resource but you see what we are doing in the Gulf, really the sea is where we come from if you say water...+ I like all fish really other than the jelly varieties.
     
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    If you received a graduate degree in fishing, you would be a Master Baiter.
     
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  5. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    :excited::excited::excited:

    I opened a tin of sardines yesterday. It was horrible being full of oil and dead fish.


    The Haddock always dresses for dinner whilst the cod is happier in jeans and t shirt.
     
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  6. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    If a fish runs into a cement wall he says “Dam”!
     
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  7. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    Stingray have no sense of irony
     
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  8. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Urban Fish Myth Exposed. No.#47.

    Shellfish do not turn into butterflys.
     
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  9. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    Crayfish have an insatiable appetite for chamber music
     
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  10. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Fish don't have a sense of smell, so they don't mind smelling like fish.
     
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  11. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Blowfish don't.
     
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  12. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Suckers do.
     
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  13. freethinker

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    Jellyfish aren't.
     
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  14. freethinker

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    Perch don't.
     
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  15. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Crappie do.
     
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  16. Pussy Patrol

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    Bearded clams?
     
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  17. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    snapper?
     
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  18. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    With apologies to Dean Martin:

    When you swim in the creek
    And an eel bites your cheek
    That’s a moray!
     
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  19. joe blobb

    joe blobb Sex Machine

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    Goldfish are, in fact, black but only swim in the open in disguise to fool bank employees
     
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