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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. Pussy Patrol

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    That smells fishy...why do you carp on about fish?
     
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  2. deidre79

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    You people obviously do not care or you would not be making small jokes about fish. + :excited:
     
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  3. joe blobb

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    I have a whale of a time and can be somewhat shellfish so I sometimes post rubbish on porpoise not being koi.
     
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  4. Pussy Patrol

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    I hope you're not floundering maybe its bass that you keep your fingerling to yourself?
     
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  5. aesopstails

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    The Miracle Of The Loaves and Fishes is the first written record of people eating tuna sandwiches.
     
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  6. joe blobb

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    Tuna are colourblind
     
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    A fish has never walked on the moon… or anywhere else, for that matter.
     
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  8. joe blobb

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    Gudgeon have a fascination with early 20th century history wheras the blackmore is more of a jacobite fan
     
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    Oysters aren't fish, but live in the sea, and taste a bit like swallowing your own phlegm.
     
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  10. joe blobb

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    That should be in the true or false thread:excited:



    snails are actually snotters wearing a helmet
     
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  11. freethinker

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    Walking catfish...they do exist

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  12. joe blobb

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    surely it's a dog fish
     
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    I stand corrected- thanks!:)


    Walking catfish don't walk often enough to deserve a proper leash!
     
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    salmon law bans homosexuality
     
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    Urban Fish Myth Exposed. No.#92.

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    Who came first...the fish or the roe?
     
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    If Moses parted the sea...how did the fish get to the otherside?

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    Is ror roe your boat a dirty lil ditty?
     
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    The hymn most requested from the Oyster Bay Choir is Nearer My Cod to Thee.
     
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