Erm... mate, Bukkake Bunny was joking.

It's a long-running forum joke.

 

do it!

 

(Silverback's Wife)From a female point of view...i was introduced nice and slowly to anal sex...did the same for my husband....and he loves it.I suggest that u start by using some lubricant and just take ur time to enjoy the process.Tickle ur lubricated anus gently...slowly...enjoy...no rush.Then insert a finger gradually...lubricating as u progress...massage the base of ur cock as u go and allow urself to relax.Once past the sphincter...bend the finger...feel for the inner base of ur cock and gently rub...experiment...relax...and make urself feel good.U will find after a time that ur arsehole will get used to that nice feeling...as u relax even more...then u can attempt slightly larger items and before too long u will be able to take a luverly dildo, butt plug....or whatever tickles ur fancy...I highly recommend u continue to experiment...the intensity of the orgasm that u will receive is well worth the effort...mmm

 

Go for it.

 

I agree, if it feels good, do it! Fuck what other people think as long as it's all private right?

 

update.

I put a shapie marker up my ass and it started to bleed a bit, so i stoped. tryed it again the next day and no bleeding, i started pushing back and forth faster and faster, what happend was small drops of cum started seeping out my cock, at it felt really good. i started jerking it and i still came my normal load. i liked the fact that when i pushed the marker back and forth quickly i started cumming little bits, and it was thick cum too. and white cum, not the clear pre cum. it felt really good. now, i didnt like the fact that its a smelly act, and my hands gets dirty from doing it. i tryed this out a third time, this time with a much thicker marker in the shower to clean my colon, i stuck my fingers up there as well, to remove any nastys stuff thats up there. my hole loosed up aswell when i did that. i went to my room, lay down on my bed, i started rubbing my nipples to get a nice hard on going, once my cock was hard, i put the marker in my ass and it went in real smoothly, i allso used a condom on the marker, i pushed in and out back and forth and sure enuff i came little bits of cum, like a small orgasm, felt really warm too, i get to a point i keep pushing back and forth and i cant cum those small orgasms, so i leave the marker in my ass and i start jerking off till i cum my normal load. after i cum my normal load i take the marker out of my ass and clean it. i will in fact try this again. i might want a female to do it for me, because i do get tired of pushing the marker back and forth. very good experince and i dont feel gay, i wasnt thinking of any guys while i was doing any of this, and i really like this experince. O, also, not to get too personal but my ass feels better the next day, and if i have to take a shit, its smoother, also farts are smoother too. plus i like the fact of having my colon cleaned before i have anything up there. its a good experince. i think all guys should try it. it doesnt make u gay at all.

 

Of course anal masturbation does not make you gay at all! But next time, don't use a sharpie! Do yourself a favor and go down to the local porn shop and get a nice little slim vibrator or butt plug. You can order one online if you're not comfortable doing that. Trust me, if the sharpie made you cum that much, a vibrator will make you explode!

 

start with something small like a sharpie

thats how i started then i bought a prostate stimulator
(im bi so i also own a dildo) but if your looking for some prostate stimulation buy a prostate stimulator

 

First thing up my ass was my cousin monster cock...then I used cucumbers when I dnt have my cousin cock..then I started buying dildos ...then my girlfriend got a strap-on