So, the thought just occured to me, whos going to be the thread killer who kills the Thread Killers thread?

 

damn i didn't make the list. *Sigh*

 

heeeeeeeeeeeey, I better keep track of that . . . but, it wont be official until it hits page 3.

 

I want it to be me and I will keep trying my damned hardest

 

Why not page two? How are we going to know without ressurecting the thread? If you make another one, then people will try to be the last one on it!

 

Dead is dead.

 

geeeeeeez, am I'm going to have to report this phenomena quarterly in order to satisfy you statistic perverts? lol

 

Yes, yes you will! Oooo! You should make it so that like if a thread gets locked, closed or deleted for a paticular reason, then that gets double points!

 

I would have sworn I've killed threads before.

I feel so inadequate.

 

yes!!!!!!!!!!! i only killed one!! :mrgreen:

 

So... The real question of the day, is it a bad thing to kill threads, in that you're beating a dead horse and have nothing further to contribute; or is a good thing, having left a virtually unrefutable reply?

:: scratches chin in thought ::

 

Hey OLD TOOL U Wanker Since When Have I Ever Killed A Thread Let Alone 2 Get Ur Facts Straight And Read These Points 1 U Don't Know Me So If U Have Not Got Anything Nice To Say Back Off!!!! 2 Please Be So Kind As To Remove My Name From Ur List Until U Give Me Proof Of Which Threads I Have Killed!!!!!To Everyone Else A Big Hello And Goodbye

 

Since my esteemed colleague OT is not currently present to defend his findings, and he has certainly done enough footwork even in compiling this list, I present the Who's Bored? thread, as well as the Favorite Gift thread.

Not having killed threads, indeed...

 

Hey KT First Let Me Say Hello Second I Am Now Kicking Myself Because U Have Presented The Facts To Me About These Threads >"Who's Bored &Favorite Gift" I Onjly Post Replys Because I'm Bored And Like Talking On This Forum If I Kill Threads Then Accept My Apology

 

*whips out HUGE sword from someplace*

*heroic RPG-type voice* "I shall kill ALL the threads! For I am Fluffy, the Vampire Slayer!"

*offstage whisper*

"What..? Copyright infringement? Fine... *sighs*"


*tries again*

"I shall slay ALL the threads, for I am Fluffy McNoo, of the clan McNoo, and there can be only ONE...!!!

*Queen music kicks in*

*offstage whisper*

*Queen music slowly winds down*

"You sure my lawyers can't..? They said they'd cut off my what with a what?!?!

Okay... okay... I'm changing it already!!!"


*sighs deeply*

Just not my day... okay guys, take it from the top, AND...

*heroic stirring RPG type music plays in background"

"I am Fluffy! Hear me roar! *grr* I shall slay ALL the threads. I shall not go quietly into the night! I shall stand and fight!!! This will be... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!"

*offstage whisper*

"Oh for fu- yes? Who? Pull what? Oh Pullman. No, never heard of him. Can we bribe him? What... he's the president? I thought Condoleeeeeeeeza Rice was?!

Never mind... I'll do it again!"

*monotone voice* "I'm Fluffy. I'm gonna kill all the threads. Fear me, and all that stuff. Yeah."

*waits for offstage voice*

*deafening silence*

*wipes sweat off brow* "This thread is dead. It has ceased to be. It is an ex-"

*offstage voice whispers*

*screams in total overacted outrage* "OKAY THAT IS IT!!!!! I GET MY AGENT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE DONE THE SEQUEL TO RED SONJA INSTEAD!!!! AMATEURS!!!!!!!!!

*flounces off to trailer*

*slams door*

*phone call within trailer* Yeah... Jerry? Hey old buddy... you know that film you were making... yeah, yeah, Gonad the Vulgarian, that's it... is the role of Phallus Erectus, still open..? Yeah, yeah, the greek president who's makes people offers they can't refuse... I remember. I'll take it! Just mail me a plane ticket, and I'm on my way!"

 

Hehe, no problem, and don't misinterpret what it means to 'kill' a thread, it just means you've got the last reply in one. Doesn't necessarily mean that they're related, but stranger things have happened.

And Fluffy... Dude, honestly, it's 8.50a, and my mind is already blown now. :: blinks ::

 

*Slowly Sits Down And Calms Down After Reading Post^^^* Thanks KT Totally Misinterpreted What *Killing* A Thread Means I Think I Am Overtired From Working And Need A Lie Down *Offer Open To Any Females Who Want To Come And Lay Down With Me No Sex Involved* *Shakes KT's Hand And Says Thanks For Patching Me Up*

 

I would thjink that the people who post often but arent the last
word should be PROUD!

Being the last word on a thread means you closed the conversation, said
nothing worth replying to or are posting to boring threads.

You WANT people to reply!

The proud people are those who post 4+ a day and ARENT on the list!

 

Maybe the last poster on a thread was trying nobly to rescue a dying thread?

 

I killed a thread. La La, La La La La, La La La La La!!!