To me avoiding Umpire is like
Pooh bear avoiding honey
but my forum days are limited
as I have to earn some money

And as for rockin on his lap
I would do it in a beat
I can fit you in at lunchbreak hon
but you will have to bring the meat:excited:

 

Fortunately I carry extra meat
Unlike deli's you don't pay more
When you drop your panties and climb aboard
You'll surely like what's in store

I'm sorry that you have little time
Work can be such a bore
But I assure you when we play
You'll never want for more

Katie's kisses on my lips while she moves those sexy hips
Will make me stay like steel
And when she shakes and starts to quake
It will increase my zeal

 

A rhyme a day
keeps the doctor away
but a good hard wank
better not be done at the bank ?

 

Seize the day
In every way
You'll find the time
To be fine

You know the rules
So play the game
Do I have to
Call you by name?

 

Katie's never, ever here
That would be fine, were I queer
But as a raging hetero
I really need to get 'er-o
Next to me to squeeze her rear

 

Take a Photo
Leave a Buck

Give her your Cock
And tell her to Suck

If she says No
Then push your Luck

Bend her right over
And give her a Duck

 

Women tease As they play
Men get hard and stroke away
My the time has gone so fast
Just by watching her lovely ass.

It's hard one minute and soft the next
But i recover and give you my best
Can you last and pass the test
Or fail the audition like the rest.

Stop and go, Pull and push
While I squeeze on your tush
So soft and firm and full of life
So yummy and tasty, I'll have a bite :excited:

 

Katie has abandoned this thread
And that just makes me sad
If she was occupied giving me head
That wouldn't be so bad

I wonder if she'll ever return
To thrill us with her wit
And if by chance I'll ever earn
The right to kiss her tit

 

If she returns then Joy is near
I wouldn't mind taking her in the rear
Bending her over and thrusting In
Pounding her over and again

Watch her shake and squirm with glee
Before the release to set them free
Feel the rush and the surge
As she speaks and slurs

The pleasure to great and mixed with words
Have her moaning and screaming, and even curse
So come back again and fill our needs
For I wouldn't mind spraying you with my seed

 

What Slut?

Fuck Suck...

Kiss Piss...

Lick Dick

Freak Sneak.

 

Ride it slow then bounce real fast
Work that body and move that ass
Grind on me and release your cream
I'll have you moaning after your scream

Keep it hot and get real wet
I don't gamble much but i'll this bet
I'll make you hollar and shot out
Open up wide My cum in your mouth

 

Cream and Clean
Steam and Sheen

Hard and Straight
Bard and Fate

Wake and Take
Shake and Cake

Cosmic Purity
For all Eternity

 

Lance the Dance
Crime with Time
Stick the Prick

Shine and Dine
Glue with Blue
Rain in Spain

 

Katie just ignores us
Though her beauty floors us
If she were here
We'd give a cheer
And hope that she un-drawers us

 

When in writ,
You fail at wit
When your ryhme
Is not in time
If you fail at spry
Although you try
Lay down your pen
And think again
Just matching words
Is for the birds
Uncage your muse
She's the poet's fuse
Passion, not ire
Will steady that fire
If you're not dense
What I wrote made sense
Now lift your pen
And try again

 

So I've had this pic for months
NTNC must think I'm a dunce
Soon I'll get rid of it
She probably doesn't give a shit
Though I thought that she did once

 

My words are strong
As my poems are long
But what more to be done
For I haven't won
So keep on reading
The need of believing
For I'm a poet it's true
There is nothing i can't do
For when i write
It is a sight
Little effort it takes
To make you bake
So keep your eyes open
Cause there is no joking

 

To find your stunt double
Has given me trouble
As of yet, nothing compares
Tape measure in hand
At each produce stand
I ardently check out the wares
I DO want to see
That pic made for me
Yes Ump, NTNC cares

 

I need to get off my lazy bum
so I can go get some rum!!
lol

 

Slick and sweet from your head to your feet
Let me caress your body as I lay you to sleep
Kisses and licks and bites all over
I'll bring you lots of luck, Like a four leaf clover

Move and whine and start to grind
Feeling your body so devine
Sexy curves and lots of sass
Watching you as you work your ass
So delicious and firm it's true

Oh the many things I'd do to you
Simple and slow as i watch you go
For my blood is rising, it begins to flow