She is a blast from my past
Last November if I remember
I told her I didn't think it would last
She said let's meet in December

I had died, came back to life
Then got sick and couldn't stick
My days were filled with strife
I met another, who turned out to be a Mother Prick
Then she came back into my life

Now even though were miles apart
She loves me and She wants me
Cupid's arrow has pierced my heart
There's no where I'd rather be!

 

T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
She had my cock in her mouth as I unbuttoned her blouse.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I shot my load then went to see what was the matter.

To the window I flew like a wide open throttle
Busted my ass, when I tripped on a beer bottle

But what to my lust filled eyes did appear
But a huge fat slob and eight fucking reindeer

He flew down the chimney like a bat out of hell
There for a moment I thought the bastard had fell

He filled all the stockings with rubbers and beer
And gave a big dick for the family to spear.

When he bent over he let out a fart
I thought he’d blow the fireplace apart

He grabbed his crotch as he rode out of sight,
Now to fuck Mrs. Claus with all of my might!

Merry Christmas

 

He ∆ is the Star at the top of my Christmas tree
The sparkling tinsel so bright
He is the Garland that twines about my naked limbs, binding me so tight
He is the icicles hanging from the boughs
And the shiny red balls that sway
He will make my Christmas joyous
When he comes here to me to play.

 

To have and to hold
Till death do us part
I haven't said that yet, truth be told
But I feel it in my heart

I'll live in the land of milk and cheese
Wisconsin is where she's at
I'll be with her ready to please
Hopefully we'll have 3 children, a dog and a cat

My heart never tires to look at her by the campfire
It doesn't matter where we pitch our tent
She's all I want or desire
Our Lovemaking is heaven sent!

 

Peppermint candy in bright red and white
Shiny red bows that reflect the light
A candle in the window fills a dark winter sight
A scent of pine as song fills the night

 

Mistletoe hung above the door
The tree lit up with a piney scent
I kiss her and assure her there's more
I know with her it'll be time Well spent

 

He ∆ is the first of my favorite things
The one who sets my heart alight
He holds my happiness in his hands
And makes all my days feel right

 

The star in Bethlehem told them of a miracle
The one born who would set the world free
To some He is but a spectacle
To me His message is the key

Christmas the time of decked out trees and santa
If you scramble the letters you get satan and steer
The drunks cheer of more beer is their mantra
What happened to the world of yesteryear?

 

Simple pleasures, family times,
laughter,song and cheer
The Christ is born to save us all
And remind us why we're here

 

Nine days of clouds and rain, it's so bleak and drear'
I hope one day soon it will snow
Yesterday, finally in the sky I saw a bright yellow sphere
Still no snow, but cold weather came in with a blow

 

Watching the lovely snow fall on a quiet Sunday afternoon,
Happy not to be traveling in it
^^He^^ likes the snow but to me it means shoveling soon.
I should appreciate the exercise it offers, the chance to get fit.

 

The tornado touched down and everything turned to shit
I was on the roof watching as it came closer and closer
My girlfriend yelled in my Bluetooth, get off roof you dimwit!
What a mess, gonna have to clean it with a bulldozer

 

Another game for all the word composers
No drama, no spite, just a game to Rhyme
But some will balk and some will become opposers
Just jump right in and let your mind be sublime