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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

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    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. video_dude

    video_dude Porn Surfer

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    Did you hear Micheal Jackson donated his body to lego? he wanted to be melted down so little boys can play with him forever >.<
     
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  2. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    I pulled this bird the other night, we got home, stripped off and got in bed. When she opened her legs for me, I looked and I said “fuckin' hell, that's the biggest bloody cunt I've ever seen...... the biggest bloody cunt I've ever seen.”
    She said “all right, don't go on, there's no need to repeat yourself.”
    I replied “I didn't, that was the echo......"
     
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  3. ThankYou35MayIHaveAnother

    ThankYou35MayIHaveAnother Sex Lover

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    Okay this is bad but I couldn't help but laugh. Breaking news, Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, it has been decided to melt him and turn him into lego blocks so that the little boys will get to play with him for a change.
     
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  4. Wheelz1769

    Wheelz1769 Porn Star

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    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake
     
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  5. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    I realised i was surfing the net too much when i went to clean up my desktop, and saw a word file named 'jokesforwhenpatrickswayzedies.doc'
     
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  6. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    After sleeping with the same girl, 6 current Premiership footballers now face an agonising wait to see if they have been infected with HIV.

    That's just terrible - "current Premiership footballer" means that Cristiano Ronaldo isn't one of them.
     
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  7. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Today's Sun headline: "HEALTHY GIRL, 6, DIES OF SWINE FLU"

    Doesn't sound that fucking healthy to me.
     
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  8. feared flame

    feared flame Porn Star

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    This is an older one, "they say things like celebrity deaths happen in threes, aint it like billy mayes to throw one in for free?" Another billy mayes one. "Now who am I gonna buy useless crap on the TV from?"
     
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  9. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    So Jamie Oilver has brought healthy eating to our schools?

    Well Peter Harvey went one better when he actually turned one of his pupils into a vegetable.

    Your move Jamie!
     
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  10. luvemall

    luvemall Porn Surfer

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    Spent ten minutes last night watching 'cool runnings', then I realised it wa the jackson 4 pushing michaels coffin.
     
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  11. luvemall

    luvemall Porn Surfer

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    Spent ten minutes last night watching 'cool runnings', then I realised it was the jackson 4 pushing michaels coffin.
     
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  12. luvemall

    luvemall Porn Surfer

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    !
     
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  13. luvemall

    luvemall Porn Surfer

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    Whats Jade Goody, Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett expecting for christmas ?...................Patrick Swayze
     
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  14. luvemall

    luvemall Porn Surfer

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    sick,sick,sick
     
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  15. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Talk about being fucking shell-shocked!

    I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

    Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.

    Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a fucking towel wrapped round her head and I shot her!
     
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  16. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    Patrick Swayze said he would never do a sequel to Dirty Dancing, but starts filming Ghost 2 in the morning...;)
     
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  17. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    What’s the difference between Patrick Swayze and Keith Floyd?

    One was in Ghost, the other was into Spirits.
     
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  18. broxibear24cs

    broxibear24cs Porn Surfer

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    ha ha quality laugh
     
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  19. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    Fucking police helicopters are costing me a fortune.

    Every time I hear one of them, I destroy my hard drive just to be safe.
     
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  20. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    Dear Jordan,

    I'm sure that very soon you will be needing some male company. I'd love to fuck that tight ass and those big fat tits, so as soon as you have a date let me know and I will look after Harvey.

    Lots of love,

    Gary Glitter xxx

    :eek:
     
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