True ...never gonna happen of course but nice to think about

You have gone to work commando?

 

true many a time


T or F you have ever come to someones aid when you have seen they had a puncture?

 

True.

T or F you like the dark?

 

its ok

T or F your online personality is nothing like your real life one

 

False. I'm as big a nutcase in R/l as I am on here

T or F You play with bananas

 

i'm a bit of a monkey - but I just tend to eat them


T or F you have a huge penis that drags along the floor when you walk

 

False. I throw it over my shoulder to keep it out of the way. ROFL

T or F An African swallow is faster than a European swallow.

 

I'm going with F - but if truth be known - i couldnt give a fuck

T or F you are good with swallowing and birds ?

 

Once their feathers are gone yes, but the feathers tickle on the way down.

TorF: you like a no-frills quickie?

 

Occasionally



You are feeling good about yourself ?

 

Meh.

TorF: you've had an interesting offer fall through recently?

 

Nope not recently



You like getting dressed up as smart as can be

 

False!

TorF: you like the smell of your farts?

 

F



T or f curry farts are the worst ?

 

False. Chilli farts are much worse.

TorF: you fancy a nice curry?

 

Yes, I could murder a nice Bhuna.

T or F: you enjoy a good twerk when shopping at the supermarket?

 

F I have never twerked





T or f you can samba like you were born to it ?

 

Unfortunately I don't know the samba moves but I do a mean foot wiggle.

What is a foot wiggle I hear you ask. Quite simply after drinking far too much alcohol you and your partner stand opposite each other and simply extend your foot forwards towards each other and with your heel on the ground and your toes in the air wiggle your foot left and right. Best done in the middle of the dancefloor for maximum joviality I find.

T or F: you have your own signature move?

 

Would you believe it's a triple Salko with half pike and a turn?



T or f I've just confused diving with dancing

 

I don't know so I'll just say T/F

T or F: This week, you have paused to ponder over the meaning of life.