I don’t have one anymore but your question made me think of this lol

 

Don't make it weird.

 

Your either getting laid or getting paid. While you are getting one the other is always getting away.

 

You inspired my new motto

“make it weird”

 

eh thus is life, and it's all bullshit in the end!

 

Never say Never ❤️

 

I have several:
It is what it is…….. because eventually we all realise we are not in control of all outcomes

Never say never……because things change in time

Life is for living, so don’t be afraid to live….. because most people try and live for others and forego their own desires because they might offend or upset someone else

no point being the richest in the cemetery…….because most strive to get money and save it for a rainy day/retirement, rather than enjoying the moment with what you have worked so hard to earn

that is my top 4 x

 

Don't stick your dick in crazy!

 

If you can't do it in jeans, put it off till you can!

 

If ya can't beat em, eat em

I'm a horny fucker

 

Short skinny fat or tall herb fucks em all

I fuck on the first date

 

If you can’t convince them, confuse them

 

I'm a big believer that the solution to life's problems is always simpler than we think. As humans, we have a way of over complicating everything.

Einstein said: "Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

The first time I heard that quote I thought it was uninteresting, and he was referring to science, but it's always stuck with me, and the older I get the more I think it applies to all aspects of life.

 

Ignore the weirdly competitive people. I don’t have anything to prove.

 

Lead, follow, or get out of my way!

 

Who I am today will not be who I am tomorrow. Through the experiences lived through and the observations made on this day, the me of the 'morrow is cast.(tomorrow is made).

Bring at the very least one smile to another person each day, while also learning one new thing each day.

People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. --- Terry Goodkind Wizards First Rule.

 

Be unpredictable

 

Carpe Diem!