well i have been told im obsessed with cleaning, and i always clean up after myself in every way too babe

 

We'd make the perfect pair then!! Although I think there would be a few men, just slightly disappointed about that...

 

well i do think BB was offering you his large stiff one, and he wasnt talking about a drink.............im sure with the correct training you could get him to clean up afterwards too :excited:

 

hehe, Telem, I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige

 

The fact that if he's sick, even a little, he folds.
The fact that he can't close anything quietly when it's 2 in the morning.
The fact that if we're watching sports and he doesn't like how it's going, he'll turn the tv off -- even though I'm still watching.
Toilet seat doesn't bother me. We have critters who get in the toilet if the seats are left up, so we close both seats -- and he pees sitting down.

 

I have a buddy that does all those and then some ... he always talked about having a g/f, now it all makes sense. Don't keep sending him to visit me please, lol.

 

Not much really. When she gets out of the shower or bath she doesn't dry off well and leaves water puddles on the floor, which is okay generally except during the colder months when I like to wear socks around the house.

 

I hate stepping in something wet on the floor when I'm wearing socks!!!

One of my biggest pet peeves was hearing "I can't find it!" when I told him EXACTLY where to look. My 4 year old g'daughter could find something when I told her...

 

But....I already looked there and I moved the socks and cuff links out of the way and I still didn't see it!:excited::excited::excited:

 

You too huh !!!

My biggest pet peeve is people that do annoying shit on purpose because they know it may bother you and it is their petty way of showing you that something about you is bothering them but they are to chickenshit to open their mouths and tell you about it so that you can correct it.

Oh ya ... and retards that don't check the volume level before turning on the stereo and almost blowing the speakers out of the boxes.

 

I don't do annoying shit on purpose to piss someone off...but seem to do it unintentionally...

 

Another pet peeve was waiting all day long to have something done b/c it was too heavy for me and then ask nicely if he could do it for me, then instead of taking a minute to just fucking do it, he would start an argument that would last much longer than a minute and piss me off.

My boss did something like that to me today (only I 'think' he was kidding). I asked him nicely if he would please move a big heavy box someone had put underneath the parchment paper on the top shelf because I couldn't reach it (yeah yeah I'm short). He told me no and said the gal on the shift before me could reach it so I told him to move the damn box so I could do my job...he moved it. A man should not argue with a woman who has 2 big heavy wooden rolling pins in her reach...

 

That's a different thing though but ya, some people might think it was done purposely ... but paranoia is a dangerous thing.

At least when you *bite me*, I know it's on purpose. :excited::rose:

 

Ya ya whatever ... fine, next time I will do it right away, lol.

 

I still have memories of my boys looking for something for half an hour, and when I looked it took me a minute. The eldest's stuff would always be under the bed, youngest - well you just had to lift something and look underneath............

 

cant say the toilet seat is an issue guess only living with girls means its always down

 

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Well I can't say the whole "toilet seat" issue bother's me. Usually being outnumbered in ratio my whole life I've just come to accept that as a "guy" thing.
But it does bother me if there is completely noticeable mess on the underside of the toilet. I understand there will be a few splatters. But if I just got done cleaning the bathroom then come home later to it yellow again... or hairs on it... . . . well. There's a reason I no longer live with those specific opposet sex members.

However, when I ask nicely at night for something to be done, and then come to find in the morning I still need to do it, really irks me. I even "strategically" wait until the COMMERCIALS first start-so there is NO fucking reason to still sit there like a statue watching in awe at the same 20second repeated bullshit you complain clogs your showtime.

Wanting a "nicer" hamper (something other than pop-up). So I go and spend $35+ on one, make it masculine even (rugged, wood, oh yeah). Where are the clothes? Still on the floor RIGHT AROUND THE DAMN THING. . . having issues getting it in the hole much?

 

Yes it definitely is a guy thing, but not all guys. There are a few of us that do respect that little courtesy toward the "fairer sex". Most likely because we had it drilled into our brains at a young age.

The saddest part of this whole post is that it needed to be said in the first place because the annoyances here are so fucking simple to remedy or learn to do, in order to have a peaceful house. For some, an 18 inch hole is still not quite big enough to hit on a regular basis.

I won't apologize for any other male because honestly, even if I did, it would need to be said again next week ... and the week after and the week after and ...

Oh ya ... that attachment above was fucking hilarious and yes I will admit I looked at my thumb, lol.

 

Oh I completely understand the toilet lid thing! I wouldn't want to "fall through" either!