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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Ya but think ... if they had a fresh bowl when they did, they could freshen their tush while down there, without the need for a Bidet. :eek: :p :rolleyes:
     
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  2. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    This girl i know almost died of laughter when i read this
    To her, she wanted me to let you know she can relate.
     
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  3. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    I just don't understand...why do they leave the seat down....:confused:
     
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  4. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    Yeah yeah but people dont like to take orders like
    A go'fer.
    Do you try to move it a little at least?
    A name like yours and i assume you dont wanna man
    Doing that for you.
    Independant strong woman is what i think.
    Lioness, right?
     
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  5. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    Cleaning for me bugs me, because they cant wait for me
    To clean my own mess when i want.
    I dont clean right after i am done eating, i like to relax.
    Smoke a joint, watch the simpsons, relax then do it
    A couple days later.

    GARBAGE ANGELS!!!
     
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  6. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    I have a urinal in my bathroom, besides a toilet.
     
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  7. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    Good Lord!! Fluffy, are you the type of guy that puts the milk jug back in the fridge empty? Or they mayo jar with less than half a teaspoon?
    Growing penicillin cultures on your dishes is not "cool":cool::rolleyes:
     
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  8. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    :eek: I am so looking forward to the reply to this post, lol. :p
     
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  9. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    wow Circe sounds like nothing but hard work to me

    im a bit like that I cant stand a mess but generally I like to pick things up as i move on to the next thing im doing

    i once lived with a girl who was so messy it got really annoying i would find messy plaits under the couch shudders
     
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  10. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    No, honey kitten, i am not. But my coffee table can
    Get pretty creative at times, but if it only stays on
    The table then why stress? It will get clean sooner
    Than later so let me enjoy is what i say.
    I'm the type who leaves surprises in the fridge you
    Like that i know you like.
    Like a 20 sack and a 12 pack lets say.
     
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  11. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    Too late...
     
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  12. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Why ... she will see the post this evening and have a few choice words about her piece of crap ex on the subject of helping out ... that you can be sure of, lol. :eek::eek::eek:
     
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  13. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    But you already replied to that reply is all i was saying
    Nevermind.
     
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  14. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    They think it is okay to borrow you t-shirts and boxers but just let her catch you wearing her thong and peep hole bra and watch the manure hit the windmill.
     
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  15. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    A 51 year old saggy ass man in a thong.

    She has every right to throw you into that fan.

    Well...there goes lunch.
     
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  16. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    humm didn't know that was your thing hay I have some old thongs that are too big for me. could send you them
     
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  17. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Sorry ... I had a blonde moment there, now I get you, lol. :p
     
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Is that where the nipples are exposed ???

    Fuck I hate those bra's. They make a chic look so cheap.
     
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  19. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    LOL ... that is wrong on so many levels. :eek:

    Sorry about your lunch though. :p
     
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  20. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    You have no idea whether my arse is saggy or not, unless of course that was you who fell of the ladder last night, I hope you broke your back when you hit the drive way.

    I just wanted to find out what all this "Silk feels good against my skin" shit was all about.
     
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