1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Lately, I've been following dump trucks and school buses to work. They don't follow the speed limit, so why should I?

    I'll plead the fifth on this thread, too. The statute of limitations ran out on a lot of that shit anyway. :rolleyes:
     
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  2. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Drunk and disorderly and a few brawls in and around.

    Birmingham.
    Nuneaton
    Plymouth
    Hildesheim
    Hannover
    Bergen Hohne
    Grafenberg
    Nottingham

    Anything else I will plead ignorance to
     
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  3. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    I do not need your welcome. However, if you ignore me, I will ignore you. You are too stupid to post anything that merits a response, but I am drawn to respond anyway. So let's agree to stay on opposite sides of the room.
    :mad::mad::mad:
     
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  4. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Wanker. Fuck off!
     
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  5. MissSharon

    MissSharon Porno Junky

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    I smoke pot maybe two or three times a year. Still a crime in California since I don't have a prescription.
    And once I drove drunk, but it was because every one else was WAY more drunk then I was. While still stupid, it was less stupid then letting one of them drive :/
     
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  6. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Has nobody got anything juicy? And you know I don't mean your melons
     
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  7. MissSharon

    MissSharon Porno Junky

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    Haha despite DL's assertion that because I'm black I should be more prone to crime, I'm pretty squeaky clean for the most part... sorry I don't have anything more juicy for you ;)
     
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  8. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    Get away from me you trash bag scum. :mad:
     
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  9. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    ??? This is my thread you freak. Go on, out you go. Go and disturb someone else
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I refuse to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.
     
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  11. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Clean and unjuicy. How disappointing!
     
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  12. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I think that Canadian rockers Harlequin said it best. :excited:

    [YOUTUBE]HfUyVN90K6Q[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  13. dominatonic

    dominatonic Amateur

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    I stole a pack of Juicy Fruit once when I was five. I then proceeded to make the mistake of offering some gum to my family in the car. Naturally, my parents didn't let me keep it.

    I think they were trying to teach me that stealing is wrong. I instead learned that I shouldn't offer nice things to my parents. :rolleyes:
     
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  14. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I once heard a Bryan Adams single all the way through without destroying the radio afterwards, does that count?
     
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  15. DS1980

    DS1980 Sex Machine

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    Brave man. I applaud thee.


    I'm still waiting for Canada to apologize for that one.
     
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  16. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    We're you fully mobile?
     
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  17. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    its damn hard to be perfect.
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I was in my car and when I tried to push the CD button my ex-wife said no and started humming along to that god awful fucking song that I forget the name of but involved a fucking bow and arrow in the video and a twat of an American playing a mythological person from Nottingham.
     
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  19. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Look into my eyes
    You will see
    What you mean to me
     
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  20. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Not gonna happen ... but we will apologize for Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Justin Bieber.

    Oh ya ... and Alan Thicke as well, lol. :rolleyes:
     
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