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  1. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    Chillies, tomatoes, and curry leaves
     
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  2. Shreky perv

    Shreky perv Porn Star

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    Nettles for the kinky fuckers
     
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      Also delicious in soup.
       
      eendagsvlieg, May 21, 2019
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      Double bubble!
       
      Shreky perv, May 21, 2019
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  3. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Small forest to play or walk in.
     
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      Or alarge forest to get lost in:)
       
      Shreky perv, May 21, 2019
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  4. Shreky perv

    Shreky perv Porn Star

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    Carrots, courgettes, cucumbers
     
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  5. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Tree of knowledge of good and evil, with option of considering the possible outcomes. :)
     
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  6. Jacklaw

    Jacklaw Porno Junky

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    Corn, 2 types of green beans, 3 types of cucumbers, zucchini, winter squash, sugar pie pumpkins, watermelons, cherry tomatoes, blackberries, and blueberries.
     
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  7. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Wasp nest. :p
    Every garden needs something scary to an extent.
     
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      Get yourselves to Ireland, St patrick kicked all the snakes out apparently
       
      Shreky perv, May 22, 2019
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      I'm in Belgium, we don't have much snakes here either (there are some in Wallonia but it's ok if you wear jeans, they are small).
       
      eendagsvlieg, May 22, 2019
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      I'm off to the playground with the kids. Enjoy your evening/whatever time you have. :)
       
      eendagsvlieg, May 22, 2019
    5. Shreky perv
      Where you from @digital_sinnah ? It's glorious here for at least 1-2 weeks a year, you'd love it.
       
      Shreky perv, May 22, 2019
    6. Shreky perv
      yeah but snakes mate, we aint even touched spiders!
       
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  8. Tongue2lips

    Tongue2lips Batlicious

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    I planted a net so I could catch the lettuce thieves.
     
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  9. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I would plant Cannabis, the new cash crop and tariff free. Free samples to my friends lol
     
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  10. xmo.bil

    xmo.bil Storylover

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    I would plant something opossum proof.
     
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  11. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    Brambles w/o thorns, the domesticated variety.
     
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  12. Shreky perv

    Shreky perv Porn Star

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    Some Sarcoccoca cos it sounds a bit like 'suck a cock, ah'.
    I'm that puerile.
    Common name is fragrant sweetbox which again I can guffaw at.
     
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  13. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    A lake to swim in. :)
     
    1. Shreky perv
      You have to dig a lake not plant it!
       
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      It's a game, lol, I bet you don't plant books etc. either.
       
      eendagsvlieg, May 25, 2019
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      Im only joshing, you plant as many lakes as you want.
       
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  14. MM85274

    MM85274 Porn Star

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    Tulips
     
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  15. Shreky perv

    Shreky perv Porn Star

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    Banana plant for recreational use and nurishment.
     
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  16. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I'd plant a magic bridge across the Atlantic that only takes a few minutes to cross.
     
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    1. Shreky perv
      As a pedantic trained horticulturist Im starting to get very disappointed in this thread.
       
      Shreky perv, May 25, 2019
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      No one forces you to participate or read here if it bothers you. Just forgive us for not being horticulturists.
       
      eendagsvlieg, May 25, 2019
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      Don't ever go to the world famous Chelsea Flower Show then, they have a lot of bridges there :)
       
      Anniemated, May 26, 2019
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  17. xmo.bil

    xmo.bil Storylover

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    Some native briar to would be good.
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I planted a margarita tree
     
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