Beer Boobies and Peanuts (single serve baggies only, I don't want some strange guy's hands on my peanuts, it just ain't right.)

 

I can't speak for anyone else but I like my girls literate and educated. You're 21 denae, (supposedly) it's time to stop typing like a 14 year old girl at a Twilight party. Because right now you've got 'dumb bitch' stamped all over you and dumb bitches usually only attract one sort of guy.

-S-

 

i like richief's response. my sister asked me the same thing yesterday. i gave her that exact answer. men don't like complication or too many questions. don't doubt what they tell you and definitely don't analyze it. the guy i'm dating said to me, "i can't stand girls that say 'like' too much. it drives me insane." when you're in conversation with a guy, refrain from bashing your ex's. don't talk badly about other girls. men like free spirits, someone they can share experiences with and fuck like there's no tomorrow.

 

nice thats ha lol not sure what i was gonna say now

 

You should read more of my posts. Some of them are so mind-boggling, they'll keep you quiet for at least 18 months *bliss*

 

I do not consider myself a typical guy, but I like a pretty face, cute hair, and a nice smile. The rest of the body does not really matter to me, as I am not really focused on it during sex. I do prefer someone who is fun and open-minded, though.

 

You don't seem to understand just how general you're being.
Explore different venues. The guys you hang with sound like total tools/losers. About the simple creatures bit.. If you understand so much about guys, why are you dead-wrong about the ones that matter?

 

What do I want? A George Clooney lifestyle.

Drama free or you're out.

So basically the opposite of my roommates current relationship.

 

:Zz:Zz

 

How about

"You respect me I respect you and lets not treat each other like idiots?"

If as a male I am labelled as simple and easy to please, so be it, they don't know me.

I will admit, looking at my gender, some guys are real assholes and need a good curb stomping to teach them some manners towards women.

 

If you treat me the way you want to be treated, then we would get along great. Somehow, we tend to treat strangers with more respect than we do the ones we love.

 

i like licking pussy and anal
and pissing!!!!!!!

 

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truth.. think it was Denis Leary who said;

"Life's hard, grab a helmet"

 

I fixed your post

Makes more sense now

 

Here is what I don't think anyone has mentioned...

1) You have to be cute, and not FAT.
I mean some guys are into that, but do not fucking call your self BBW because at most you are a Butugly Bitcy woman.
-- Pudgy is already a turn off for me since I have been workin on my 24 pack for the last year.

2) Some level of intellect is appreciated.
I mean the Kelly Bundy sort of girl is cute and appealing, but it gets REALLY old after you lure her home telling her you want a "little kitty to kiss" and she spends 3 hours looking for an actual cat...

3) Initiative... I work out a lot, It would be nice if some of the people that work out next to me -- and I know they look at me and my ass --would come up and just say it... When I see someone THAT HOT that I can't keep my eyes off of them, I go talk to them. -- Sadly in LA that never happens!
This also applies to the Bed... I DON'T WANT TO ASK FOR A FUCKING BJ, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO JUST GO DOWN ON ME WHEN YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING 4GOD's SAKE! DIDN't YOUR MUM TEACH YOU ANYTHING? -- well my ex's ma was a lesbian, guess that explains a lot XD

4) Ready for anything...
A good girl should be ready to take whatever is coming forth, melt into it, stick with it, and ride it out.
I hate girly girls that have a fucking melt down if you take them camping with a tent... I MEAN WTF! YOU CAN't GO FUCKING CAMPING WITH A SUV AND A TRAILER! WTF IS THAT!? HOW IS IT CAMPING !?????
That also applies to the bed... ALWAYS READY...

5) Naive, Yet Smart...
Play stupid when you need to, but get what you want (which is hopefully a good screw) in the end.

6) NO DRAMA.
SO I Did not call you after last nights fuck. I never even said I would so why would you expect me to anyway I don't know, but I mean WTF we screwed and that was all there was to it. Now you come back and say you are pregnant -- Which if you are is not by me, and that I NEED to marry you!?
SCREW YOU BITCH -- and not in a literal way.
If the bastard son was mine then maybe, but HELLO! it was last night! on the off chance you did get pregnant I will stalk you and beat the crap out of you so you miscarry you stupid bitch!
Now that's just an example, no one has actually never done that do me, but that would definitely be my reply

A real example, In a working relationship that has always only been about work for the 3 weeks one has known the other, The female can't fucking have a melt down if the male put his hands on her shoulders!
Yea she explained the reason why... NO! I don't want to fucking know that you got raped by your daddy and have daddy issues!
NO! I don't want to fucking deal with another NUTJOB ARTIST for work!
I dove out of that situation in the most elegant manner (flames left behind my car and smell of burnt tire a mile around) and have never spoken to her again!

SERIOUSLY... No drama... I don't give a fuck about your mother(s), father(s) or whatever the fuck else... maybe later on that will be ok, BUT LET ME ASK!

ALSO If you DO have daddy issues, DON'T GO BUGGING NORMAL PEOPLE, GET OVER IT INSTEAD -- as hard and harsh as that may sound.





I think that about sums it up...

1) BE FIT AND GOOD LOOKING
2) BE SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT
3) INITIATE AND BE REWARDED
4) BE READY FOR ANYTHING
5) DON'T BE THE SMARASS!
6) LEAVE DRAMA BEHIND

Now truth be told, while you can learn 3,4,5 and 6, You have to be born with 1 and 2.
If nature did not provide you with these two, then you got to find a guy that matches you... and that was born without 1 and 2 as well.

 

Wow.
Pretty arrogant and egotistical...

But I like you anyway!

 

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Well you certainly sound appealing and know what you want. I can't believe you haven't had the world's hardbodies dropping to their knees for you. Ahhh What do they know?

 

SMC
Your summation of the quote was inspired!

Makes ya wish he's life would take the Shallow Hal route huh?