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well if that works for you SlayerEmperor... don't know many women that would agree to all that, but whatever.

I prefer a strong woman who speaks her mind

Subs are nice and all, but that's fantasy

A person with a great inside can fix their physical appearance if they want to IMO, but even so there are beautiful curvy women that can make you see heaven..

I'm going to assume your fairly young, haven't looked at your profile..

 

Well thanks
You know after crunching abs for 3 years to get to a 24 pack one tends to need to be arrogant... not that I wasn't to begin with

I wouldn't want a sub, just someone as egotistical, and as arrogant as me! (22 and leaving 2 the fullest btw...)

 

Ah...22.. I see.

 

The fact that you mentioned you are 22, pretty much says a lot about your attitude.

And one more thing - #1 can be obtained through hard work, or a lot of money.

I have a feeling you may not make the list of what women are looking for in a man.

 

in no particular order:

sex

food

alcohol

sports

so if you're a nymphomaniac chef who moonlights as a bartender and used to be a sportscaster....you're the perfect woman.

 

How do you have sex without being focused on her body? That's the whole point, to get her off. If you don't focus on her body you won't succeed.

 

Maybe he thinks about changing a tyre in the rain. That way, he'll 'last longer' *nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more* :excited:

 

" Is she a goer?"

 

There is no shame in this. :-|

 

ha!

 

@ejls
Point well taken, let me answer your questions...

1) Sort of, I weighted 245lb before I decided to get back in shape.
I considered and dated some girls that ware just in as bad a shape as I was. That all changed now because one of the primary thing I need; a girl that can and likes to keep in shape... Being that I spend about 4 hours a day at the gym and that I really would not stop it even if friggin Megan Fox told me to...

AND ALSO, since I did it, I look down at everyone that says "I WISH I COULD". YOU CAN YOU MORON, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK I GOT THERE? A MAGIC WAND MAYBE? (and to answer the later question, unfortunately although I'm well off, I don't have nuff money to rebuild my own body...)

2) Not that I ever asked for a little kitty to kiss in that way or context, but I think bimbos are attractive except for when they really are stupid and not just the average bimbo... Unfortunately you always find out when it's too damn late

3) Maybe it's because no one looks at you in particular, but Believe me... the persons I was referring to were definitely looking at me...
Ever get the feeling someone just ripped the clothes off of you with their look? Probably not, but I get that all the time now... and more then once they had the balls to come and talk which was rather nice...

4) Tsk, recovery time... the only thing I need to recover from is the boredom of mall shopping -- which I'm however not opposed to if done in moderation... AND I KNOW that you were being a sarcastic ass... that's allright ;P

5) That's not really what that meant... That meant that I like bimbo looking girls... just wish they'd actually had somewhat of a brain in their cranium... basically a reiteration of 2, but put there for the girls that are too smart as opposed to 2 which was for the bimbos.

6) Well you know between saying and doing there lies an ocean in between. IF (which it would never be but IF) if was my kid, then I'd probably even marry her and have it, or take care of it in other ways...
NEVERMIND the fact that it was referred to fucking JUST ONCE, the NIGHT BEFORE... and that she claimed she was pregnant the day after (which is what she really deserves a beating for)


You know I could be a mental health counselor, TO deal with a nut, you need a nut case...

AND to be totally honest, I don't really give a shit if I make any list or not, I'm not the one they have to be looking for, I'm the one looking.
The Hunter not the Hunted, etc.. etc.... endless list of stupid cliches.
IF I want something I get to it (just like my 24 pack).

 

I hope someone reads this thread to you when you're 44 and that you are as embarrassed for yourself then as any reasonable person would be for you now . . . not me, mind you, I think you're hilarious! :lol:

 

Thanks, I aim to amuse

Although I don't think I'll ever be embarrassed of it... I guess that will be left to see

 

You sound like a very interesting young lady. I hope you find the person who meets your needs. I am certain you are looking for someone far younger than me, so I simply offer you luck in your quest.

 

24 pack? Really? You must have a really good trainer, or there are three of you. . .

http://abstraining.hostoi.com/tag/abdominal-muscles/

You stated conclusion about being unable to effect # 1 & 2 is flawed given the original facts you presented. You said you were working on yours. . . That implies personal control over things you said people couldn't change. Your argument is flawed.

I have also meet some stunning women (I don't look at men), who have no brains and crappy personalities and they are like the plague. I wouldn't touch them with someone else's pole.

I could pick on a few other pieces of flawed logic like 'ready for anything'. How about me jumping out of an office building ceiling panel with a ninja head wrap, naked and covered in grape jelly? It is probably unexpected but inappropriate way to win her affections at work.

Point being if you over complicate your requirements you will be disappointed by your own construct. Some of the coolest women I have ever been with didn't fit any preconceived mold.

Stick with beer, boobies, and peanuts and you will never go wrong.

A woman who brings you a fresh beer when you haven't asked for one and joins you on the couch to watch football is like having a Goddess settle to earth next to you. It is like having all the planets align and everything being right in the world.

 

I'm going to ignore the actual post of the OP and simply state that what I, as a male, want right this very moment.

I WANT MY GODDAMN XNXX TO START WORKING! I'VE GONE 3 DAYS WITHOUT A GOOD WANK AND MY BALLS ARE SO SWOLLEN I NEED A FUCKING WHEELBARROW TO GET AROUND!

 

Knows their priorities. You must be one of the Chosen ones.

ah the arrogance of youth.. a whole 22 and knows how the world is going to play out.

Good for you SlayerEmperor.

May you live in interesting times.

 

I don't know why you guys seem to think that I'm some kind of idiot who thinks he is superman or something...
don't you get it ? I AM SUPERMAN!

seriously, first of that was my personal opinion of what I look for in a woman.

Secondly, 24 pack explanation...
If you are fit and count them and they don't total 24, Go work out some more...

Serratus Anterior (6 per side = 12), Rectus Abdominis (10 MAX), and 4 lats.
The overall total is actually 26, I'm working on my last 2 (but they probably won't be popping out as I seem to genetically lack the tendinous inscription on them).

@ThisFNG
so... well... I don't watch football; at best I can play foot ball. Sure I can see how you or anyone else might like that or something similar... but you train your woman to do that, and you better get your dog to bring you your damn slippers too!