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  1. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    These are hard.

    1. Anal
    2. Doggie
    3. Serving it up at the fast food counter.

    And yes Magpie, the first two look like they're faking it.
     
  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    'Holy crap'??? That's what comes from eating too much Swiss Cheese....:rolleyes:
     
  3. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I thought it came from the bread and wine at communion...:excited:
     
  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I suppose if it is very yeasty bread.....

    ....I've got to go do some work; I slept the whole afternoon away (sniffle). I'll see you tomorrow....
     
  5. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Fell better sweetie - a hot toddy is in order, I think.
     
  6. t_delight_r

    t_delight_r Amateur

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    Sex machineeesss.
    Very bice photos thxx
     
  7. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    I'm clutching at straws with this lot....

    1. Having her nipple bitten/twisted
    2. Doggy
    3. Semi naked at the drive-thru
     
  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Stayed up until about 1:30 AM getting work done and then had a hot Thera-flu and went to bed. Slept like crap....so much for meds....
     
  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Hey! Good guesses, Magpie!
     
  10. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I recently discovered that taking Zicam at the first sign of a cold can help prevent it from getting any stronger. It also helps you get over a cold faster. But take the rapidmelts - not anything that goes in your nose.
     
  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I thought Zi-cam was that micro-technology that spies used to take pictures of the zi.....
     
  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    OK.....ANSWERS IN APPROXIMATELY 2 HOURS
     
  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWERS TO GAME #259.....


    Whoever said Celeste was 'corny'...well, they were right...
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Roger just doesn't understand the importance of 'Girls' Night'

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Yeah, I'll give you #3 for a 1.0!
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'll give you half-credit for #3, Magpie....
     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'm really surprised that no one guessed:

    1) Fucking oneself with an ear of corn
    2) 69-us Interruptus
    3) Sausage inspection at the fast food restaurant

    oh, well....


    THANKS FOR PLAYING!
     
  19. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    You wouldn't believe it but i was actually going to write that...she was being vegetated with a cucumber or whatever....silly me
     
  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I believe ya