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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    I'm late, I know.

    #1 is pretty difficult... but I'll try.

    #1
    "You're right, dear brother: After all those disgusting fruit-flavored condoms that I had to use when your slimy classmates gang-banged me last night the taste of your pure cock is so refreshing. Yummy!"​

    #2
    "Look mum and dad, I was right: I told you we don't have to pay for the pizzas as long as I answer the door when the pizza man rings. Now take off your clothes, I want the dessert you promised..."​

    #3
    "Ooooohhhhh... that's what I call a proper welcome party for a new neighbour. Thank you so much, Mrs Lickalot, I think from now on I'll come and ask you for a spare light bulb every day..."​
     
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  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    The last one made me laugh out loud!

    Got them in under the wire, Cockateer----answers in about 10 minutes...
     
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWERS TO GAME #345

    Most people would rather be pissed off than pissed on, but not our Kristy...
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Oh, hi, Mommy! It's OK----Mr. Fuzzy Bear likes to smell my stinky farts!"
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "I can tell two feels really good up there, Roxy, but the Guinness Book record is five, so you've got a long way to go....."
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  6. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    so how did I do? :excited:
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I will tote them up in a few minutes...
     
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  8. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    :kiss:
     
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Let's see.....

    I think I can justify a 2.5
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    2.0, Mr. Bee----good!
     
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  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.0 today, Magpie...
     
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  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'll say 1.0, Andy
     
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.75, Scott----good!
     
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  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'm going to go with 1.75, Bigred
     
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  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    That's a 1.0, Hornyhippie
     
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  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Hmmm....I'm inclined to a 1.25, Stranger....
     
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.5, Cockateer-----mainly for the third one----I just chuckled again....
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    That was a good game from a participatory standpoint----only the third time in history we've gotten 9 players (still haven't hit 10 yet;))

    THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!
     
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  19. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    really? :eek: wow you´re too kind :kiss:
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Well, let us look at this more closely:

    #1: I wouldn't want someone peeing in my mouth, but who is to say that she does not find it delicious?

    #2: A bit vague, but there IS something going on with her privates.....

    #3: Although you did not say WHAT was being filled deeply, which would have gotten you full credit, something IS being filled deeply, alright....
     
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