1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Curiouseinthe808

    Curiouseinthe808 Porno Junky

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    Grateful for whatever life throws @ me
     
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    #5701
  2. The_Bearded_Gentelman

    The_Bearded_Gentelman Porn Star

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    Horny and backed up from edging
     
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  3. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Angry
     
    1. The_Bearded_Gentelman
      Still?!
       
      The_Bearded_Gentelman, Jan 1, 2017
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    2. caitlin-anne
      Fucking yes
       
      caitlin-anne, Jan 1, 2017
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    3. The_Bearded_Gentelman
      PM me i have a ear to lend. If you want to talk about it
       
      The_Bearded_Gentelman, Jan 1, 2017
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  4. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Mad and frustrated
     
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    2. GingerLeo
      Youre gonna make me cry again you sweet fucker
       
      GingerLeo, Jan 2, 2017
      #link
    3. Like to play and please
      At least you will be happy.
      67856.gif
       
      Like to play and please, Jan 2, 2017
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    4. GingerLeo
      True. I just don't understand but everyone bends over backward for my sister
       
      GingerLeo, Jan 2, 2017
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    5. Like to play and please
      Would you bend over backwards for me?
      8732259.gif
       
      Like to play and please, Jan 2, 2017
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    6. GingerLeo
      Oh wow
       
      GingerLeo, Jan 2, 2017
      #link
    #5704
  5. dman66

    dman66 just visiting

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    Confused
     
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  6. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Highly amused
     
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  7. fixit1

    fixit1 Porn Star

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    Jan 3, 2017
    Feeling sneaky
     
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  8. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    In a word: confused.

    "Miss a day on the XNXX forum, and you will feel a bit odd. Miss a week and a half and you will not have a motherfuckin clue what the hell is going on and you will be really, really, madly, truly, deeply sorry that THIS is the thread you randomly chose to start reading first!"

    -Oscar Wilde

    Or Dr. Seuss. Those are the only 2 guys who have ever given quotes. Everybody else is actually one of them pretending to be somebody else. But notice they made sure all the good ones were credited to themselves. But after reading this I am now wondering if they were the same person, too. Because now that I think about it, you never saw them quoting at the same time!

    I am afraid to look at my beloved A to Z threads now. Somebody probably came up with a new fuckin alphabet and I won't know any songs that start with those letters!
     
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  9. dman66

    dman66 just visiting

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    I'm a tad concerned
     
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  10. dman66

    dman66 just visiting

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    Fucking pissed
     
    1. Deleted user 159753
      Just breathe in and out babe. Relax your mind. Get some sleep and things will look better in the morning. It always does. :)
       
      Deleted user 159753, Jan 3, 2017
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  11. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    Setting: a convention hall in some non descript town in the middle of the middle west.

    Emcee: "Welcome to the first annual XNXX Message Board Member Appreciation Dinner. Hope you brought a sack lunch. It is quite amazing that we were able to assemble literally everybody who has an account right here in this room today. Quite an accomplishment. Give yourselves a round of applause!"

    **crickets**

    "I said give your..." (squints and puts hand up to scan the audience) "sir, wake up. Who are you?"

    "Oscar Wi.... I mean Bob Smith. From Jonesboro."

    "Where are the others?"

    "There are no others. Just me. I am every person who posts on the board."

    "That must be exhausting."

    "I have a very sore penis. And my pretend pussy ain't no picnic."

    "Do you ever fight with yourself?"

    "All the time. And then I try to get myself banned, but I'm also the only moderator. So it takes me several months to respond, and by then I forgot which one of me I was trying to ban. So I tell myself never mind."

    "Well I'm actually very impressed. Let's hear it for Dr. Seu.... err, I mean Bob Smith!"

    **crickets**

    "So am I supposed to clap for myself?"

    "Yes Bob, you're the only motherfucker here. Who the hell else is going to clap?!"

    "Shit, hang on i have to post something. Let's see, who is up?" (pulls next index card) "Thank God, it's Wonderland. I just have to post a photo of some bitch flipping off the camera and that takes care of her..."
     
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  12. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    As per usual, that was much funnier in my head than it appears on your screen...
     
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    1. Deleted user 159753
      Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh @Alison Wonderland!! I sooo needed that!! Welcome back. You have been missed!! :)
       
      Deleted user 159753, Jan 3, 2017
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    2. Alison Wonderland
      Thank you Bob :p!

      I've missed you guys, too @adreamcumtrue - it is great to be back. I love this strange and wacky place...
       
      Alison Wonderland, Jan 3, 2017
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    3. KnightLover1
      Nothing wrong with being creative and unusual ;). I do it all the time and it seems to work well for me :p
       
      KnightLover1, Jan 4, 2017
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  13. Grey One

    Grey One Greyer than your average Banned!

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    Entertained... After reading the last pages of this thread!
     
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  14. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    #5714
  15. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Horny as fuck but my honey was sleepy
     
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  16. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    Relaxed, chill and taking in a movie on my laptop. :)
     
    #5716
  17. AthoughtfulJ

    AthoughtfulJ Porno Junky

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    Bored, lonely, depressed
     
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  18. GingerLeo

    GingerLeo Ltpaps Princess

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    Sleepy as fuck which in turn means im grumpy
     
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  19. Grey One

    Grey One Greyer than your average Banned!

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    In gaming / chatting or arguing mode, but the forum sleeps...
     
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    #5719
  20. saramilie

    saramilie Porn Surfer

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    Awake and horny as fuck
     
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    #5720
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