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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. TheDudeMeister

    TheDudeMeister Porn Surfer

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    My wife wanted a hot fudge sundae from Baskin Robbins and her back is hurt (which I sorta caused the night before), so I went and got it for her. While I was there I got myself an Oreo milkshake. Well the girl working there didn't put the lid on all the way. So when I went to pick it up to take a drink of it at a stoplight, it spilled all over me and the car. So then I was just all sticky and freezing cold plus out of a milkshake. I yelled fuck and a few other things.
     
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  2. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Make wife lick it up Dude, that way it wasn't a total waste.
     
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  3. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Realizing that this 30 something brain is stuck in a 50 something body, that does not recover as fast as it used to. I hate making old lady noises.
     
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  4. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    You're not old, just a classic lassy.
     
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  5. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    That at least made my attitude feel better - now if I could just convince someone to give me a massage.;)
     
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  6. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Discovering that the video.xnxx.com servers are down today :(
     
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  7. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Hello :)
     
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  8. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    spending 20 hours in a hospital er to get ten stiches in my left arm
     
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  9. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Looking around the house and seeing what a total disaster it is. Fuck.
     
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  10. tesalj

    tesalj Porn Star

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    having my 2 dog's tearing around the house and one jumping on my crotch trying to get away from the other while I was laying on the couch, that was a fuck and a JC
     
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  11. kinkysex69

    kinkysex69 Amateur

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    Oct 17, 2010
    I always say fuck and working in the construction field we say it just to say FUCK lol
     
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  12. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    a vent topic? joy!

    Pulling the staples in my arm..the pain was annoying.
     
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  13. JYamada

    JYamada Porn Surfer

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    Realizing that my bank account was nearly empty, cred card was nearly maxed and my fighter lost at UFC 120. Triple FUCK
     
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  14. slaveforyou69

    slaveforyou69 Amateur

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    when desean jackson got hurt
     
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  15. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Having to go to the fucking dentist. My jaw is numb, even into my scalp. I'm really going to say fuck when I get feeling back.
     
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  16. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Raking leaves for an hour. I have four yards to rake. I raked two of them. Filled 3 bags. Looking back at the yards I've done, and there's more leaves there now than before I started. FUCK!
     
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  17. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    Tapping my bad toe conveniently in the one way that makes it feel like a 100 pound knife was dropped on it... The pain made me yell fuck...

    Remember kids, don't procrastinate going to the doctor if you have an injury... Especially for two plus years...
     
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  18. leedog

    leedog Porno Junky

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    Cleaning the pellet stove, because it may actually snow in this area tonight. Dropped one of the metal plates on my finger. Think that was about a 10 "fuck" incident.
     
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  19. peckerwood316

    peckerwood316 Porno Junky

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    Jackasses at work the computer systems at work lets see how about I'm not even supposed to be at work, FUCK. But I'm almost done for the week thank god
     
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  20. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    My hangover
     
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