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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. transgressyourself

    transgressyourself Porn Star Suspended!

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    This forum... in astonishment.
     
  2. Yummy_Cupcake_Girl

    Yummy_Cupcake_Girl Newcumer

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    Advanced Chemistry

    An hour and a half lecture on stoichiometry and quantum mechanics made me say FML multiple times
     
  3. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Buying a Wendy's shake and a guy starts to try taking My Cherry, when I asked him WTF man that is mine he just looks at me as if the lights are on but no one is home. As for my other Cherry I lost that when I was young.
     
  4. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    y'know.. I honestly can't recall the last time I said "fuck"
     
  5. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    At 3:36 pm...:rolleyes:
     
  6. coloradoblueyes

    coloradoblueyes Porn Star Suspended!

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    Some asshole almost side swipped my truck. Asshole...
     
  7. Maiyun

    Maiyun Sex Lover

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    today when my buddy told me hes having a bachelor party tonight @ 8:30
     
  8. bigsexy1972

    bigsexy1972 Porn Surfer

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    What made me say fuck ? At 4:00 a.m , THE FUCKING ALARM CLOCK !!!! FUCK !!!!!
     
  9. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I guess this is as good a place as any.

    I was listening to the local news a while ago and it seems a Wyoming Law enforcement officer accidentally lost 28 grams of methamphetamine that he was using in a training program for police dogs.

    According to the officer he accidentally placed the methamphetamine on the bumper of his police unit while putting the dog up and then forgot about it as he headed down the highway.

    According to the Police Sargent the officers returned to look for the black box with the word "METH" painted in white on it but were unable to find it.

    No shit.

    *one of those shake your head and say fuck situations I guess*
     
  10. rood_dood

    rood_dood Sex Machine

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    Fuckin rain
     
  11. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    i said fuck about a tousand times today along with a few others and to top that off nearly got my ass arrested as a stupid fucking mexican hit my car in a way as im traveling down i-70 that i spun out and into the median the dumb fuck couldn't speak any english and didn't know what to do so we ended up with the state police out and he couldnt ever understand the trooper when he spoke to him in his own language, come after three hours another trooper came out but he had a drug sniffing dog and it was going nuts in the car so when her got the dog out it headed for the mexicans car and sat right by the back bumper of the car, come to find out he was transporting drugs and money for someone. the drug with a street value of almost a millon dollers and over 100 grand in cash, i was told to fild paperwork for repairs to my car and the drug money will pay for it as the dumb ass didn't have no ins. card so no drivers licance
     
  12. krait

    krait Porn Star

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    everyday for me

    FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, WHO GIVES A FUCK, FUCKIN ASS HOLE.

    i will continue to say fuck, on a daily basis.

    did i sum it up for you.

    :)
     
  13. crazyazaindian

    crazyazaindian Porn Star Suspended!

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    i have to ask the poster above me...."what the fuck!!!".....
     
  14. krait

    krait Porn Star

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    to answer truthfully

    i have to put up, with some of the most bullshit of bullshitters in my

    world. FUCK THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :mad:
     
  15. formerly vodkanoj

    formerly vodkanoj Porn Star

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    Getting absolutely FUCKED on bonus this year! CHEAP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!:mad:
     
  16. Blackgod

    Blackgod Porn Surfer

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    Chicago Beast!!!

    My girl just discovered Oprah!!!
     
  17. leedog

    leedog Porno Junky

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    My 12 yr old lab died today..Fuck, it's amazing how attached you get to your dog. Cried like a little girl.
     
  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    :(
     
  19. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Sad news. My sympathies. Just gave my 4 year old Dachsi-Poo a hug and a treat.
     
  20. leedog

    leedog Porno Junky

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    Thanks for the sympathy, the worst part was telling the kids:( broke my heart to tell them the dog that was there from the time they were born had died.