1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. curiousgirl

    curiousgirl No straight lines. Insistently curious.

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    poxing phone indeed
     
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  2. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Some dude on the highway who entered and then slowed down. I forgot that was the first thing that made me say fuck today. :)
     
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  3. knoxvillainswife

    knoxvillainswife Porn Star

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    Apr 19, 2011
    A couple things.

    The bank tricked me into putting two payments on my credit card today, so now I won't be able to make next months payment.

    A man on here saying being a virgin means you respect and value yourself. Doesn't every woman? We're ALL amazing, not just the ones that stay virgins.

    Trucker on the highway today who was driving with 2 of his wheels under his load not spinning. I had to slow WAAAAY down to be out of range in case his tires blew out.
     
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  4. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    A headache that won't go away. FUCK.
     
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  5. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    The smallest unit of measurable time is the "Chrissie Moment" which is the time between someone pulling in front of her car and her road rage kicking in.:excited:
     
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  6. bi_daddy_lover

    bi_daddy_lover Equal Opportunity Lover

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    Was suppose to come in work at 2am but I woke up pass 3am..!!! Really made me say FUCK after I looked at the watch! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  7. thisguy21

    thisguy21 Sex Machine

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    Neal, a back-up shooting guard for the Spurs hit a 3-pointer at the buzzer to go into overtime. They ended up winning the game facing elimination pushing another game back to Memphis. This made me say fuck because Memphis was up by 20 points at one point which insured me at the time my bet was good. FUCKKK was I wrong on this one and said Fuck for the first time today after going the whole day without potty mouth language.
     
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  8. MehShutUp

    MehShutUp Porn Surfer

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    Apr 28, 2011
    Jesus did, right after he flipped me off.
     
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  9. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    Apr 28, 2011
    Haven't said fuck today as I'm not ready for bed.
     
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  10. MotorCo

    MotorCo Porn Star

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    Apr 28, 2011
    Storms and the fact that I haven't slept yet cause there is still more storms and tornado warnings...FUCK!!
     
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  11. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    The mess in this house that must be packed today. Fuck!!!
     
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  12. arizona1664

    arizona1664 Guest

    Apr 28, 2011

    awww...I'll send Mary Poppins over!!!:)
     
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  13. DEATHinSHADOWSX

    DEATHinSHADOWSX Porn Star

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    Having load of computer gear (IDE hard-drives, Discs and a CD drive) fall on to a plugged in socket and knocking the plug out. Lost power to half my computer system in the middle of debugging a network..... Fuck.
     
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  14. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    :p

    Send her on over! I'll put her butt to work.;)
     
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  15. arizona1664

    arizona1664 Guest

    Apr 28, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Angel Boy

    Angel Boy Sex Lover

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    Apr 28, 2011
    The fact I have been up 24 hours, head killing me but still can't manage to fall asleep... looks like I will have to resort to cough medicine.
     
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  17. Silly Git

    Silly Git Porn Star

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    Apr 28, 2011
    I have been told I have strained both tendons behind my knee. Estimated healing time blooming 3 months.!
    "Stay off it" he says.....fuckingrabbitcuntquack.
     
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  18. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Apr 28, 2011
    I broke the belt on my fucking piece of shit lawnmower...again!
     
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  19. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Apr 28, 2011
    Seeing half of my neighbor's tree laying in the street, when I came around the corner. That was a hell of a wind.
     
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  20. BrentandRoxy

    BrentandRoxy Porn Surfer

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    Apr 29, 2011
    Seeing an Asian made me say Fuck You.
     
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