1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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    My sore shoulder. And several times in a row, actually. :sad:
     
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  2. baller16

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    I wish I could take a time out when I'm about to do something stupid. It's impossible because I do it so absent-mindedly, and without really noticing, but it'd definitely be helpful. Granted, it's easy to forget about it and not remember not to do certain things because it's not always noticeable or obvious but I should've been smarter.

    Now I get to add a few more days to the list. Oh joy! :rolleyes:

    Now, if only I could be "laid up" in a more fun way ;)
     
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  3. TCelica

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    I can not do sex tonigh - FUCK!
     
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    well, i got back on this site after about 5 months, saw Carri's profile......FFFFUKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    GUESS
     
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  7. curiousscouser

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    Looking like an idiot telling someone I was going to see Neil Morrisey in Macbeth on Friday. Bob the builder does Shakespeare. Could totally work...
     
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    On Monday it wasn't 'what' but 'who' ;)
     
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  9. Carri

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    My wisdom tooth giving my crap....FUCK!!!

    Now i see why kids cry
     
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  10. hotone103

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    My back was hurting mid-run during my exercise. I was fucking pissed so I took my anger out on more pullups and leg lifts. Which was dumb... torqued my back.
     
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    90 fucking degrees on a wet golf course!
     
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  18. Formerly Yak

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    Ooof. that sucks.
     
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    that it is 94 in Baltimore right now and the heat makes it 101 well that is fun and ohh fuck there is no air condition here!
     
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    I hate f'n being here!! :(
     
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