1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    I forgot to quote someone I was replying to. Under 2 hours into the day and I've already had to say fuck
     
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  2. cantido

    cantido Porn Star

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    letting insecurities prevent me from doing something I needed to do.
     
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  3. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    The dentist. Do they get lessons in sadism i wonder.

    thinskin
     
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  4. sl33pingb3auty

    sl33pingb3auty Amateur

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    I literally did 50 percent of an order wrong before noticing a PICTURE on the work order of the correct placement.. I wasted half a day, and I'm still in my first 90 days of employment with this company.. FUCK!!
     
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  5. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Loosing power in an all-electric apartment in an un-insulated old house in near-zero Fahrenheit temperatures with a nice, fresh breeze blowing all night. Fuck, it got cold in here!
     
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  6. ridgerunner

    ridgerunner gardener of stone

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    got out of jail on manufacturing of illicit beverages charges
     
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  7. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Fuck! I need bleach for my eyes!

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    A morning commute of 90 minutes instead of 30, with more accidents than I could count. I can't wait for this damn ice to be gone.
     
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Oh, so many things, but I don't want to dominate the thread.
     
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  10. timfree

    timfree love 'spicey'

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    Having to wait a fucking hour why some stupid yoga instructor teaches her class after begging me to come and look at her heat pump. Inconsiderate woman!
     
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  11. Alexa.Milligan

    Alexa.Milligan Sex Lover

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    My colleague, for being a pig-headed, inconsiderate ball sack!!!!!!!
     
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  12. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    FUCK!

    I went to bed at a decent hour, planning to get up around 7 am. The firehouse siren (why we still have the fucking thing is beyond me) woke me about 5:30. I got up and checked the weather, since snow is forecast.

    All area schools are closed already. It started to snow about fifteen minutes ago. Hard. My dark grey car is already completely white. I won't be able to go where I planned, since my front-wheel-drive car will never make it up those hills without attention by road crews. They're small roads that get serviced last, and our road crews suck.

    So now I'm up earlier than I planned and for nothing. Fuck.
     
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  13. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Some fucker tried to pull a rogue eyebrow hair out!
     
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  14. Massacre-

    Massacre- Sex Machine

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    Super irregular period decided to get heavy today, complete with cramping! Yaaaaaaay! (Only I'm really curled up in bed cursing my reproductive system out because fuck it hurts ._.)
     
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  15. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    The online company play.com.........don't ask.
     
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  16. modude1067

    modude1067 Amateur

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    It was one of the PMs I got today. It was of course preceded by " What the..
     
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  17. shadow walker

    shadow walker Полковник

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    Plowed the snow out of the drive way. Two hours later it fucking snows again.
     
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  18. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Actually, I didn't say fuck, I said SH** when I just singed a dime-sized piece of my skin off my arm when I was putting wood into the wood burning stove...I had gloves on, but my bare forearm hit the hot door for a second...now it stings.
     
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  19. Irish123

    Irish123 Porn Star

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    When I'm in St . Augustine and its 40° this is not the Florida I was told about!
     
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  20. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    40 degrees?? Why, that's a tropical heatwave compared to where I live!! My shower froze this morning because it was around 9 degrees and did not get above 25 today. :rolleyes:
     
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