1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. hairyperv

    hairyperv Porn Surfer

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    I just rebuilt my carb wrong!had to tear it back down and FUCK do it again!But at least I still got both shoes.
     
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  2. princess_cladinblack

    princess_cladinblack Porn Star

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    Life... It's been one of those years... Just glad this didn't all go down a few year back, or I'd be dead by now -.- oh well. Fuck it, fuck them, fuck me, and fuck life. ^_^
     
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  3. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I can't fuck them all!

    :rolleyes: But I would be only too happy to fuck you, Princess, but you have to take off all the black except a garter belt! :(
     
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  4. bryce772826498

    bryce772826498 Porn Surfer

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    i was hard and accidentally walked into a wall........................................

    :(
     
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  5. zipper-head

    zipper-head Sex Lover

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    I guess I like it when we play. The way you drag me down. I guess I like it when you hate me. The way you hold me down. Because I can’t face myself in a mirror. I’m left alone with all my pain. I disgrace myself in the mirror. I’m left alone with my shame. You’re out of luck, can’t get a piece of me. It’s all fucked up, don’t even fuck with me. I cannot please you forever. You cannot please me at all. I can feel you coming up behind me. Fuck you! I'll never take the fall.
     
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  6. princess_cladinblack

    princess_cladinblack Porn Star

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    You poor dull creature. Clothed sex can be fun.
     
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  7. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    My second yoga class. I thought this was supposed to be relaxing.
     
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  8. david4ebonywomen

    david4ebonywomen Sex Lover

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    My son getting several poison ivy rashes...

    FUCK!! Hardy har har!
     
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  9. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    :?( When the internet froze up! :?
     
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  10. HeyLadies

    HeyLadies Porno Junky

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    where the fuck is my lawyers number??

    My fucking no fucking wife!! No fucking fucker fuck!!!
     
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  11. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I will make you all say 'FUCK OFF SMC!! TAKE YOUR MINDLESS PRATTLE WITH EWE WHEN YOU GO!!''

    As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives, and every wife had seven kids and kid has seven dogs. How many were going to St Ives?
     
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  12. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    Now why would anyone in their right mind tell ewe to Fuck off Smc, who else would make us laugh if ewe fucked off :)

    2, though it does depend if ewe were taking some sheepies as well ;)
     
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  13. bnspunk

    bnspunk Newcumer

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    golf, traffic, work, people, i say fuck a lot.
     
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  14. Lunchbox19

    Lunchbox19 Sex Lover

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    when I realized that at 7:30 am I had drank way to much last night
     
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  15. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    :?( When my miserable son got pisssy and bitchy because I opened a package of cookies for him
     
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  16. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Having to come back home after a perfect weekend.
     
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  17. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    Loosing my temper...:mad:
     
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  18. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    :cry: My keyboard with the print worn off some of the keys. Because of that and the fact that I never learned touch typing I keep typing o intead of i and have to go back and correct it. Fuck!
     
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  19. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    A bit of sunburn from yesterday.
     
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  20. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Finding no message from the one

    I waited for last night until I had to turn the computer off and get to bed.
     
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