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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. twofeathers

    twofeathers Dreamcatcher

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    A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He is telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to her feet.

    "What gives you the right to stereotype blonds that way?" she demands. "what does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?"

    Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.

    "You keep out of this!!?" she yells, "I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!!"
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    Fuck!! should have used this in the politics threads errrrrrr.​
     
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  2. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    I lost my bracelet....FUCK
     
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  3. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    The fucking slowness of this fucking slow site!
     
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  4. satellit3

    satellit3 Newcumer

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    dropped my phone
     
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  5. WalkingDude10

    WalkingDude10 Amateur

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    Teller at the bank!
     
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  6. Wolfleader

    Wolfleader Kinky Wolf

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    unexpected company keeping me from talking with my friends.
     
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  7. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    More fucking rain.
     
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  8. formerly vodkanoj

    formerly vodkanoj Porn Star

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    Another slower than the speed limit driver. I mean it was wet and rainy but FUCK?!!!! Don't fucking drive then!!!!
     
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  9. bar34

    bar34 The Guardian Angel

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    absolutely nothing !!!

    i love the rain ejls


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  10. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    being told that another old friend has only days to live, two in two days. *sigh*
     
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  11. LeonardoXXX

    LeonardoXXX Porn Surfer

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    having to make these ten post to be able to do anything
     
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  12. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    :p Happy "Fucks!":
    ejls new story
    faster posting this morning

    :mad: Pissy "Fucks":
    Crybabies like LeonardoXXX
    Posting slowed down a bit and I'm afraid of what happened before.
     
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  13. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    A friend has gone away for a long time, and I will miss him.
     
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  14. Old Man

    Old Man Lover of the Nude Female Body

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    Waking up to find this site still very fucking slow, but it does seem to be getting better.

    Odd ejls puking cat post was ahead of me now my post is ahead of hers, and the time is wrong, WTF?
     
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  15. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Finding that the site improvements have made the forum a tiny bit faster, but have also removed my ability to access any stories. I can't read a damn thing! I can watch videos from the main page, but the "sex stories" page doesn't react no matter where I click. WTF?!
     
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  16. vaughanie74

    vaughanie74 Amateur

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    What made you say fuck today

    The weather, it has not stopped raining all day FUCK
     
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  17. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Waking up to the sound of my cat puking.
     
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  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I had a vision!! Onist!! There was this guy, turned up at the foot of my bed. Dressed in white, with long flowing dark hair and an ethereal light surrounding him!! In one hand he carried a candle, the other a metal chain. He spoke my name softly until I woke properly and looked at him.

    "Don't be afraid, I come to bring you good tidings of great joy!"

    I eyed the items in his hands and said "What are they for then?"

    "These items signify Christ, the Lord," came his reply, "The chain binds you to Him, for He is the Light!"

    I sat up in bed, fixed my nightie, looked him dead straight on in the eye and, in a clear and concise voice which harboured no hesitation, answered, "Tell that dirty motherfucker to do one!! If he so much as comes near me (pun intended), I'll scream rape - and THEN I'll give his name to the CSA so they can chase maintenance payments for 'our' child!!"

    Ha! Yeah, that showed them!! And just because I always tell my vicar I'm still a virgin - isn't God supposed to know these things? Fuuuuuck!! :p
     
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  19. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Trying to find things in a "Super" Walmart.
     
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  20. maybebi

    maybebi Porn Surfer

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    wicked hangover:(
     
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