I ate some kisscuits

 

Amber....

 

AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BADLY PACKED KEBAB
A vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
BUDGIE'S TONGUE
The female erection.
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a bank machine. Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously.
FLOGGING ON
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
MCSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit with Lies.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth seeing.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can see the 'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
PEARL HARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there" (there's a nasty nip in the air)
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TART FUEL
Bottled Alco pops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
TODGER DODGER
A lesbian.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
WALLACE AND GROMIT
Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
WYNONA RYDER
Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"

 

A couple of emails when I got back home this evening

 

Finally finishing my project at work...whaoooo!!!:excited:

And getting a call from my nephew...his new word is country..lol:excited:

 

Baby poked a hot chick in the butt with a carrot in the Fruit n Veg Dept........she picked him up and kissed him.

 

A photo I thought was lost.

 

i smiled because i got to hear my babe's voice

 

You're welcome, you find all sorts on the net lol


I've just turned on the news and noticed that thousands of pissed off Muslims are still protesting and burning effigies all over Iran.

How totally unexpected and out of character.

 

Love the Rocky Horror Picture Show--*Let's do the time warp again!

 

I'm smiles better today!!

 

Knowing that SMC is smiling! :rose::rose::rose:

 

getting fucked all day off and on.

 

An early morning chat.

 

hanging with my best friend brooke!!!

 

Reading the pub slang Sullygom repeats from splodge.

 

my son asking why we were going to "brookerlyn" today. :mrgreen: hahaah.

 

Making lots of S'mores for lunch.

 

Waking up knowing I get to stay off my blistered feet today, drink coffee all day, lounge by the pool.

 

The way she woke me with her warm mouth.