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  1. Rothko

    Rothko Porn Star

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    When the girl picks up her phone to send a text....

    Kind of puts a guy off his stride you know
     
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      I remember seeing the Paris Hilton video when it first came out.
      She was bent over and he was doing her from behind.
      Her phone rings and she answered it.
      If I was the guy and I had control of the video, I would have edited that part out because it clearly showed that she wasn't into it or him and he wasn't getting it done for him.
       
      speakeasy, Apr 20, 2016
  2. funny girl hot

    funny girl hot Porn Surfer

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    He wants me to get fuck by another guy

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  3. !Michael!

    !Michael! Porno Junky

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    her husband or dad comes home early..
     
  4. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    1) being distracted, not "being there" during the session
    2) being unclear/lying about their wants/needs
    3) ignoring my expression of wants/needs
    4) lack of enthusiasm
    5) insta-cling if the sex is good (sometimes good sex is just that - not every high quality sexual encounter deserves a 'love connection')
     
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  5. Niceguy49

    Niceguy49 Sex Machine

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    All good comments, I do not like music in the background. I cannot help but hear the lyrics and I lose concentration. Lots of time the mood music is playing and when it gets really serious I have to turn it off.........
     
  6. Riskykristi1

    Riskykristi1 Porn Star

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    People who have an overly high level excitement that is not matched by their partner.
     
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      Amen!!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 23, 2016
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  7. Shecumsfirst

    Shecumsfirst Amateur

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    When she would talked about her ex after I gave her an earth shaking orgasm. And no, she was not faking!
     
  8. springsteen79

    springsteen79 Porn Star

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    When she says, "stop messing with me"........
     
  9. neddy3511

    neddy3511 Porn Star

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    When your pet dog jumps up and starts to lick your balls ,hold on no I enjoyed that lol and yes it did happen and no I didn't enjoy it!
     
  10. itsanaddiction

    itsanaddiction Amateur

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    fuck this is funny...I once had a really late and long fucking session and even though I was hard...I coudn't cum and we were both exhausted and she had came already so she was just on a mission. I closed my eyes and relaxed as she sucked my cock and she figured going slow and shit will set me off but she ended up yelling out my name because I had fallen into that half asleep/half awake more and started sleep talking and mentioned another girls name.

    needless to say....the blow job ended hahaha
     
  11. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Porn Star

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    Someone who can't just lick the honey pot just right!! ;)
     
  12. Very Naughty Hubby

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    [​IMG]
     
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      Mmmmmm
       
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  13. Very Naughty Hubby

    Very Naughty Hubby Porno Junky

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    Bad breath...
     
  14. springsteen79

    springsteen79 Porn Star

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    No teeth......
     
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      Haha so wrong and funny!!
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 23, 2016
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  15. captainmark266

    captainmark266 Porn Star

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    Agreed.
    Oh we need to take out the trash latter.
    Oh, you need to call your dad.
    We need to do our taxes.

    Etc.
     
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  16. IndigoSunset

    IndigoSunset Porno Junky

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    When a guy manhandles my boobs with no technique or skill whatsoever. Ugh I just want to shove him away.
     
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  17. hornieatwork28

    hornieatwork28 Amateur

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    Her being distracted by other things. She often gets it in her head that the neighbors can see us even though the blinds are closed and we have the lights dimmed way down. I look down and she is looking at the window and clearly not into the sex because of this obsession lol. That is not a turn on for me. Also sometimes the dog will come into the room and jump on the bed to cuddle. Instant turn off for both of us!
     
  18. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    Blow job. My girlfriend doesn't really like doing it anyway, but she has tried. I'm not the biggest fan anyway, can never get used to the sensation, but they just never feel right from her. Instantly lose it. I think the problem is both of us though.
     
  19. EmilyMitsu

    EmilyMitsu Sex Lover

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    I get really turned off when the guy keeps asking me if I'm okay or why I'm being so quiet. I just want to yell that I don't do those loud fake moans like pornstars.
    Also once when I was with a guy he called me mommy, and I guess that would be fine for a lot of people you know girls calling older guys daddies... but I'm almost
    sure I was younger, and if not I significantly look younger. I don't think I look like a mommy and I found myself very turned off from being called that.
     
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  20. GemmaSwinger101

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    Shoving his dick into my pee-hole; soo fails for me.
     
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