1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that it's cinnamon flavor

    I just woke up and can barely see (sorry for the repeat I done fucked up the first time :p)
     
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  2. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is you shouldn't have gone to bed with pussy juice on your eyelashes.

    I'm like playing poker.
     
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  3. texan365

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    WYFTM is the words "with a" before poker

    I sneakily played video games while at work
     
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  4. LadyRaven

    LadyRaven Sweater stretcher

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    WYFTM is that your boss caught you and gave you a good spanking. Bad boy!

    I am looking forward to the new year
     
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  5. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that this is your last year on Earth

    I'm going to see an old friend later today :D
     
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  6. shadowfap

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    WYFTM is that your friend is not expecting you.

    I wrapped some presents for a friend today.
     
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  7. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is she's 80 and is more than a friend.

    It's still raining.
     
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  8. Jsantos

    Jsantos Porn Surfer

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    WYFTM is that it's raining dolla dolla bills at the strip club

    I just went to the store
     
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  9. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that it was a sex shop, because you feel like you should pay for porn at least once a year.

    I love early it's gets dark during winter.
     
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  10. want-it-rough

    want-it-rough Porno Junky

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    WYFTM was that you like it dark so you can hide in bushes outside peoples house and watch them get nekkid.

    Im super excited today!
     
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  11. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that you are super disappointed the day before.

    My brain hurts...
     
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  12. diggerDave

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    WYFTM is your brain hurts other people with alien mind control before you explode them in fire lol

    my mind has gone blank...
     
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  13. Carpe_Noctem

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    WYFTM is that it has been blank for a long long time.

    Sleep is evading me tonight.
     
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  14. diggerDave

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    WYFTM is that youre trying to sleep on top of a flag-pole

    im wearing a striped long sleeve shirt
     
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  15. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is you just escaped from the chain gang.

    I highly recommend not playing with matches.
     
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  16. Wakeman74

    Wakeman74 Porn Star

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    WYFTM is that you burned down your house yesterday!

    I'm ready to kick back with a glass of wine and chill after this workday....
     
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  17. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is that your wine come from a bag in a box, and not a bottle.

    It's really sunny outside.
     
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  18. Wakeman74

    Wakeman74 Porn Star

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    WYFTM is that the TV on the psyche ward always shows a sunny sky for its residents.

    Santa is gonna leave me lots of presents....
     
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  19. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYTFM is that you're in denial about him not being real.

    I need more coffee.
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    What you failed to mention is that you've already had 17 cups.

    It is time to start making dinner.
     
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