Well, you could offer her a AARP discount, also tell her you work a Claral and get her a discount on hair dye. If that does not work get a 6 pack of Ensure.

 

You'll need some sort of bait. Raw meat usually works well.

 

So, this cougar walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda, and puts a $10 bill on the bar. The bartender brings the drink, takes the ten, and lays three dollar bills beside it. The cougar takes a long look at the change, raising one eyebrow. And then he notices the bartender staring at him.

"What the fuck are you staring at?" he says.

"I'm sorry, sir....we just don't get that many cougars in here, that's all."

The cougar stares back at him for a moment, and then says: "Well, let me tell you something else, jack. At these fuckin' prices, I'm the LAST cougar you'll ever see in here!"

Ba-da-BING!

 

Be filthy rich! That seems to work petty good.

 

If You Want A Cougar?

If you didn't find what you were looking for yet I offer this advice ask around to find places where cougars hang out! In Philly a bar called Champs then, Chaps was notorious for divorced and widowed women. Just remember that older women are not into what a 21 year old would be, they look for sophistication and overall confidence not cocky kid shit! Always cunt hunt alone, young jack offs who go out to bars and drink may find a piece of ass but, a couple guys for support will only make you look immature. I always dated older women so, this is first hand advice not theory!
HAPPY HUNTING!

 

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www.cougarlifedotcom! Ever seen the commercial-those cougars really like to sing in bands

 

Last one I got was from my Lincoln-Mercury dealer.

 

Однако здесь есть пума иного рода