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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    *giggling* Here...sing this...to the tune of "Funiculi, Funicula"

    Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated,
    It felt so good, I knew it would
    Last night, I stayed at home and masturbated
    It felt so nice, I did it twice
    You should have seen me on the short strokes
    It felt so grand, I used my hand
    You should have seen me on the long strokes
    It felt so neat, I used my feet
    Smash it, Bash it, Slam it on the floor!
    Wrap it 'round the bed post, cram it in the door!
    Now there are some who say
    That sexual intercourse is really great
    But for maximum satisfaction
    I prefer to masturbate!
     
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  2. coloradoblueyes

    coloradoblueyes Porn Star Suspended!

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    With a girls hand...
     
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  3. cowgirl335

    cowgirl335 Porno Junky

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    This thread could be useful if people where serious ... i have no problem in the area, but new ideas could be fun...
     
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  4. coloradoblueyes

    coloradoblueyes Porn Star Suspended!

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    I still like my idea best...
     
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  5. porter

    porter Basstard

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    This thread wouldn't have existed if he did a forum search. These topics have been covered before. That's why all the answers aren't serious.
     
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  6. cowboy47w

    cowboy47w Newcumer

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    In RE: to your question.

    There are MANY different ways to masturbate. Just the same thing over and over gets boring. Try new toys.
     
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  7. cowboy47w

    cowboy47w Newcumer

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    There are MANY different ways to masturbate. The same ol'e same ol'e over and over gets boring. Try new toys.
     
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  8. Mr2inch

    Mr2inch Amateur

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    Well to answer the question perfect... there is no perfect way... only alot of really good ways... and alot of really bad ways.... stay away from the really bad ways... when i start to masterbate i have to be really careful because I get carried away... once i start stroking it my mind just screams "do something freaky"... so if im not careful i end up sitting on the toilet taking a shit, wrapping rubber bands around the base of my dick, and jacking off with a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich while putting a lit lighter next to my nipples...




    OK... if you didnt laugh at that there is something wrong with you...

    Just experiment... but take it slow and find some good stuff
     
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  9. subbu80

    subbu80 Porn Surfer

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    LOL... cant agree more...
     
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  10. ensq

    ensq Porno Junky

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    Don't try blenders, toasters or broken glass.
     
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  11. insanity6is1a6virtue

    insanity6is1a6virtue Porn Star

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    Swiss Army Knives are totally cool though!
    Especially this one..
     
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