Strawberries , chocolate and whipped cream ❤️

 

Coffee this morning. It was required.

 

Tasty cake I wish they still tasted like they did 20 years ago

 

I Do Not Like You Sleepy Joe Mug – UnitedPatriot (unitedpatriotco.com)

 

Lunch at Raising Cane's and these at Best Buy.

 

A new wireless in/out thermometer for our engine room. Now that we’re experiencing freezing temperatures, I need to know how cold it is in there.

No, I didn’t buy two of them. But, I did also buy a new broom for the dock.

 

Mushrooms to stuff for Thanksgiving

 

Shooter is so xcitd his dawter is on the wey he crak open the whiskey jist aftr lunc.

Now he hungry.
Mushed stuffrooms would hit the spit!

 

A phone case

 

500 condoms. Soooooo many uses. Even jerking off is easier with them.

 

I bought sour cream for my spinach dip with leek in it! So good!!

 

Brought a new fly swat for summer, think it’s big enough ?

 

Cheese and coffee and milk.
It was the "Forgot shit" run to the store.

As an aside, people just go stupid the day before a holiday, don't they?
See, Shooter expected the store to be jammed, what with Thanksgiving tomorrow and all, but damn!

It started in the parking lot, finding a place to park. Shooter sees a guy getting ready to back out, and he waits for him, and the moron behind decides Shooter should just, you know, move along, and honks his horn. Didn't just honk it, laid on it!
At Shooter! The fucker actually honked his horn at Shooter!! So anyway, as an aside to the aside, if anyone needs the horn for a 2007 Honda Civic, Shooter has one, but it needs a new wiring harness. Oh, and the mounting bracket is bent, you might want to get a new one of those as well.

So then he's in the store, and cause he won't be needing but three things he gets one of those arm baskets and heads for the dairy aisle by way of the coffee aisle. Now, getting to the coffee aisle involved going past the registers, which were like scenes from the fall of Saigon, but that was expected. And then he had to maneuver all the way down the coffee aisle, (dodging some lady who parked her cart right in the fucking middle of the aisle cause, you know, gotta read the labels on 15 different kinds of coffee and no one gets buy until shes done), grabbing the coffee as he went by it, to the back of the store. And there he sees a little old lady, pushing a cart she can barely see over, trying to get across the aisle in the back to go down the coffee aisle. Now, she's really old; as in this will certainly be her last thanksgiving, assuming she doesn't go in her sleep tonight, old. And slow. Damn, a snail could outrun this lady. No matter, it's like trying to turn left across a major highway at rush hour; fools rushing both ways across the back of the store, not even noticing the old woman and her cart. And of course, she's too polite to just go for it. Or too timid maybe. So anyway, Shooter steps into the aisle and blocks everything up so, you know, the old woman can make it across safely and get her coffee or whatever before, you know, she dies. The old woman gratefully shuffles across and gives Shooter one of those "We both know you're a saint and going to heaven and thank you" looks and shuffles off down the aisle. Good deed for the day done. Check.

And one of the assholes who got blocked snorts at Shooter and calls him a rude name.
Nope. Ain't gonna let that go by.

Shooter says "what was that?" and the fucker says "Out of my fucking way, fucking asshole" And Shooter says "Glad to, just letting the old lady get across to finish her shopping" and the asshole says "Fuck that, get the fuck out of my way you fucking asshole". Now, normally, this is where Shooter would unleash his matter transformation unit and turn this fuck into a bug or something, but it is the day before, so Shooter says, "you sound like you're having a bad day, sir". To which the guy replies "well fuck yeah, my dumbass cunt of a wife forgot shit for fucking dinner tomorrow so now I have to fucking fight the fucking traffic and fucking crowds and fucking fix that fucking cunts mistake and some fucking asshole stole fucking my horn and now you're IN MY FUCKING WAY!!"
"ah! Shooter says! You wouldn't happen to be driving a blue 2007 Honda would you?" and the Asshole says "WHATS IT TO YOU, FUCKING FUCKED FUCKER ASSHOLE!!" And Shooter at this point does unleash his matter transformation unit, and when he checked out, told the clerk there was a clean up on aisle coffee, some big ugly bug got stepped on .....

So anyway, Happy Fucking Thanksgiving all you Xers!

 

Some joke gifts my husband wants to give his famiy for Christmas.
You can't take that guy anywhere.

 

The last thing I bought was a dinner and drinks for a lady that I know.

 

I couldn’t pass up a great Black Friday deal. I can’t wait for Tuesday’s mail. I’m like a little kid on Christmas morning , what can I say