sex with catholic preist

 

Stole a chick's panties and came on them.

 

Wish that happened more.

 

Wish you were my daddy

 

It's only kinky the first time. After.thay it's regular sex. Completed Karma sutra age 14

 

Dunno. “Perverted” is kind of subjective. I guess if I had to pick, it was probably the time a couple approached me at the bar, started chatting with me, and long story short at the end of the night the guy asked if Id fuck his wife while he watched. I was happy to oblige after I got over the shock and they assured they werent kidding.

Part of me was worried they wanted to harvest my kidneys, but they seemed on the up and up and just a couple of partiers like me. Plus I wasnt going to pass on a 1 in 10000000000000000 chance like that.

Also lots of public-ish masturbation. Always found something hot about it and if ai was feeling horny I was always game to try somewhere new.

 

Wanked off at school when female teacher was sat down on the desk, 100% sure she new I was looking an moved her legs more in my direction, she was looking the other way with the odd look back my way, got so hard in seconds an wanked an cum on the floor, she didn’t move other that to look my way for a second then away again, the next day the only comment she gave me with a little smirk was don’t make to much mess you can’t clean up in future,

 

A few years ago I dated a woman who was into pee play ( water sports, etc.)

The first time, we were having sex in the shower. After I came inside her, I had to pee and was going to step out of the shower and relive myself. She said she wanted me to give her a golden shower, so I peed on her tits. She returned the favor by peeing on my cock and stomach.

We did that a few times, mostly in the shower. but one time she was on top of me in bed, I was inside her and she had to pee, so she hopped off peed on my cock.

Very kinky.

My Wife would never do anything like this.

 

Hmmmm, probably roll playing dressed as a school girl and being picked up walking home and having sex in the car multiple times driving around

 

The most perverted thing i did was answer the door naked lol

 

Lol it was the pizza man

 

Had my ex go out and have sex with someone then come home and tell me all about it. Made me rock hard all night.

 

I've wankd over mum and sis asses wen they wer asleep

 

[not so much “perverted” as maybe just outrageous]:

College days. Bar scene. Outdoor deck with solid tables lined up in a row, secured solidly to the exterior of the building.

There was a friend of mine, three tables away, who was just having a grand ol’ time flashing her pointy pink titties at everyone. This went on for a while, with just about everyone who walked out the door receiving a flash from her. (She was kind of an insufferable tease in general) — and I found myself in that moment thinking she needed a little “statement” regarding her boldness.

So I got up (on top of those tables) and strutted right over to her from one table to the next; turned around, dropped my jeans & underwear in one fell swoop; and mooned her right in her face.

Only I took it to the extreme, and spread my ass in the process, for her to have an unavoidable look-see of my pink asshole.

She was so shocked and pissed, it was fuckin’ hilarious. (At least I & everyone around me thought it was hilarious). Fuckin’ tease. -lol-

 

I am very surprised that none of the above mentioned dwarfism, goats, custard or chili powder!

 

Sniff panties. And I did enjoy it. Still do

 

Licked cum off my wife’s feet

 

Wow ! I just re read my reply to this thread and it got me going, it is a shame Mary isnt into the whole spanking thing.

It was like I turned on a tap when I did it to my ex, not to mention how frikin wet I was. We had a couple of similar sessions together

I am sure I can find something kinky that we can both enjoy so will come back later and tell all ( maybe)