1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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    StanleyOG.

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  1. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Screenshot_2018-04-30-20-19-04.jpg peeps... you're making this way too easy on me brother @WalkThisWay75 .
    Did you notice if I want to talk shit to you, I tag you?
     
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  2. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Wheelchair Willie! I wanna see Patches once again.
     
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  3. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    No rope, dope. Just cock. M4MPetCock! Yes, homo. No coward.


    On knees, naked is the place to be

    Cocksuckin’ is the life for me

    Glans spittin’ out

    So hot inside

    I’ll keep man splattin’

    While you keep your cunty side



    And no need to kill off a fake boyfriend/girlfriend with a fake drunk driver, either.
     
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      I sang that tune to Green Acres.
       
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      You are correct.

      And not to be confused with "green achers".

      [​IMG]
       
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  4. JimmyCrackPorn

    JimmyCrackPorn Porn Star

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    Hence the "drunk driver" story. People were getting too suspicious. Every time she showed up at the inner tube repair shop, she'd have a different story. "I was stapling something and wasn't paying attention and punctured myself." "I stepped on a pushpin." She knew they didn't believe her. And he knew the guys at the shop were asking too many questions.


    jpt sweety patched.jpg

    Ya know, before she met him, she planned on moving somewhere sunny and maybe starting a new life as a swimming pool liner or something like that. But he convinced her to stay and look how she ended up. #sad
     
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  5. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I thank you. Patches had such potential. Wasted on a rabbit. tis such a shame. And the sadness that Wheelchair Willie endured, well, it lasted well
    over three hours. A treacherous three it were. I had to drop down on my knees and give thanks for Charlotte's Webb's introduction. Saved the day.

    Then Stanley, that big ole meany, had to kill the bunney boy. Tis one rough neighborhood. I think he <WCW> promised to pick me up in his helicopter and
    take me to a Dallas Cowboy's football game...but NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And he had season tickets too. I'd bet they were on the 50 yard line.

    Patches never reached her dream of being a swimming pool liner. They said she was a leaker. They turned her into AstroTurf, and she forever looks up
    saying, "Don't tread on me!"
     
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  6. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Twinkies... Ding Dongs will do in a pinch.
     
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