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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. retq

    retq Amateur

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    My BF - premature ejaculation.. scared the shit out of me..
     
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      I was eating pussy and she accidentally farted while she was cumming
       
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  2. fearny524

    fearny524 Porn Star

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    Scared you?
     
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  3. Bigal317

    Bigal317 Sex Lover

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    Not having sex with you???
     
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  4. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    It ended. :)
     
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  5. Yogi50

    Yogi50 Sex Machine

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    Getting a BJ from my boss in the basement at work and had a co-worker walk in and see us. Fortunately she was fully clothed and nothing became of it.
     
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  6. Homer Sampson

    Homer Sampson Guest

    Aug 22, 2011
    Cat jumped on something and thought it was me parents coming home. She was about to cum and I lost my wood.
     
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  7. virginal vixen

    virginal vixen Porn Star Suspended!

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    OH that sounds hot you should write a story about it.;)
     
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  8. Rothko

    Rothko Porn Star

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    Lets be honest, for a guy going off the boil slightly is no big deal but loosing it altogether and not being able to get it back is a much bigger deal. Yeah that has happened
     
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  9. Batterup!

    Batterup! Sex Lover

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    Hearing that POP sound and knowing the condom just blew!
     
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  10. mrbeefy2k

    mrbeefy2k Sex Lover

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    During my late Teens/Early 20s My dad purposely walked in on me and my gf at the time... with the dog and my little brother. Talk about awkward lol.

    But aside from people walking in unannounced, the worst must of been when, the said same girl, would have me cum in her all the time... only to tell me she stopped taking her birth control pill for almost a month cause she wanted to have a baby. Needless to say I'm not with her anymore. Luckily never got her pregnant either.:rolleyes:
     
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  11. engval

    engval Newcumer

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    Worst thing for me.... Well I was titty fucking my then g/f and got a charlie horse. It was horrible!
     
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  12. swingerguy95621

    swingerguy95621 Aspiring Hedonist

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    OMFG i hate this. i get them in my calves and they hurt, but one time i got one in my hamstring, we were doggy style and i dropped my entire weight down on her while my leg went straighter than a board.


    one horrible thing that happened to a friend...he was doing her doggy style...pulled out to cum and she crapped all over him. Let's just say it was chocolate soft-serve..and alot. my friends and i were playing games when we heard him yelling, then he came out of bedroom, running to bathroom screaming " she shit on me, FUCK" ... we couldn't stop laughing for hours.
     
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  13. Supersoftball

    Supersoftball Porno Junky

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    lost my erection...
     
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  14. gottaride

    gottaride Porn Star

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    if i smell poop, which has happened, my boner is gone!
     
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  15. Neo26UK

    Neo26UK Porn Surfer

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    split banjo = blood everywhere
     
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  16. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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    Friend was titty fucking this girl and sharted.
     
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  17. prescottj

    prescottj Porn Surfer

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    one lover farted when i was eating her and also, another time, barfed on me while giving head.
     
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  18. prescottj

    prescottj Porn Surfer

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    i used to see this gal who had all her teeth removed. she loved to give me head. one night after considerable captain morgan and smoke we were in bed and really getting into it. I was lost in it and must have kicked a pillow up against a burning candle. the pillow was completely involved and the smoke detectors went off before we knew what had happened. there was lots of smoke and we had to run out of the house. it was really embarassing because her young son was there too and smelled the dope ...etc.
     
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  19. Williamw81

    Williamw81 Amateur

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    Have to say my wife starting to vomit while bent over the sink getting it from behind. One shot of vodka too many I guess. Worst part is I only stopped fucking long enough for her to finish. That or the night our daughter walked in at 1AM. Hard to explain why daddy was spanking mommy.
     
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  20. angelharley

    angelharley Porn Star

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    lots of times...

    my worst ever is either when i throw up right towards the end of our love session, or when my hubby looses his erection when i am actually in the mood. another time, was when my tummy wasn't feeling good, but hubby wanted it anyways, and i ended up having small spots of poop on the bed. that was embarrassing.
     
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