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  1. TommyGspot

    TommyGspot Porn Star

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    Damn!
     
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  2. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    She was pretty drunk and she was bouncing up and down on top of me. Suddenly she stopped. I asked, "What's wrong?"... and she barfed on me.
     
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  3. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    My girlfriend farted while we were in a 69. And it wasn't just a little squeak! She rippled a pretty good one off my nose
     
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  4. Thatsoundsgreat

    Thatsoundsgreat Sex Machine

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    Yeah well, I fell asleep.
     
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  5. Did U Know Me

    Did U Know Me Porn Star

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    Broken condom. Worried shitless until next period.
     
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  6. Will88

    Will88 Porn Star

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    Long time ago former gf and I got into an argument while she was giving me a bj… Bottomline: she left a toothmark on my cockhead...meaning it was more than playful love bite...OUCH! No sex for the rest of weekend. Pretty sure that ended the relationship.
     
  7. Did U Know Me

    Did U Know Me Porn Star

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    Ouch
     
  8. Brett_91

    Brett_91 Newcumer

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    I got shit on my dick during anal lol
     
  9. Oldfangled

    Oldfangled Porno Junky

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    When I was 18 I worked at a local orchard in the summer for extra money and became very friendly with the senior migrant foreman of the crew that picked the fruit. I thought of him in a fatherly way being very attracted to his rugged outdoor physic and very lustful to him sexually. He knew from my awkward behavior around him that I was also attracted to him sexually so one day he took me to a secluded spot out in the orchard where I sucked his big brown uncut cock. We had another meeting were he fucked me to my great pleasure before inviting me to join him where he was staying at night. Being very naive at the time I accepted his invite and ended up being gang banged by a group of migrant males from very young to old. I was very lucky that there were no serious physical effects from the ordeal but it was definitely one of my worst experiences during sex.
     
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      Just to be clear I do not have any animosity or hateful feelings towards migrants it just happened that on this occasion it only took one bad apple to spoil the barrel as they say or in my case 1 out of 9.
       
      Oldfangled, Aug 11, 2019
  10. jgatx

    jgatx Newcumer

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    While changing positions, I farted in his face.
     
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      Lol good one
       
      Alvine67, Aug 28, 2019
  11. EmmaKate

    EmmaKate Amateur

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    He fell asleep eating me out.... we were sleep deprived lol
     
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      Your bf is so week
       
      Alvine67, Aug 20, 2019
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      ex
       
      EmmaKate, Aug 21, 2019
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      Oh i see that makes you break up with him
       
      Alvine67, Aug 22, 2019
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      Haha it wasn't that per say, but I could see why one would think so lol
       
      EmmaKate, Aug 23, 2019
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  12. Real Soldier

    Real Soldier Always UP for you

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    While my college gf and I were having sex, our 3 month old kitten decided to pounce on my balls and proceeded to claw and bite me until I got off of my girl. That ended our afternoon romp.
     
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  13. 5250

    5250 Porno Junky

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    Had the bed break and we fell in floor. It was a pretty good laugh after.
     
  14. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Was 69ing my Ex. she farted in my face, I lost my hardon. when she turned around to ask what my problem was she gave me a grimace and an "Ewww, what's that on your face?"
    We've been apart since 1999, I still won't let her forget it.
     
  15. steamy4u99

    steamy4u99 Porn Star

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    My college girlfriend and I snuck off into the woods, after our classes, on a warm autumn afternoon. As I was laying on my back on the blanket and she was riding my cock, a snake crawled right up by us and scared the hell right out of both of us. Seems funny now, but it ruined what should have been a great sexual adventure.
     
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  16. Tyrone1234

    Tyrone1234 Colonel Angus

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    In college the condom came off inside of her while we were having sex. Came out a few hours later at the pizza parlor
     
  17. SnakeGuy1959

    SnakeGuy1959 Porno Junky

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    My hand went numb
     
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    Crazedude70 Porn Star

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    Not knowing until the next morning I earned my red wings
     
  19. xmo.bil

    xmo.bil Storylover

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    We did break the bed at the bed and breakfast on our wedding night.