I was invited to have a three some with two mutual friends. Well were having some drinks, talking just having a good time. Well the we started to get undressed. Well me and my friend were sitting on the couch and his girl friend was about to go down on us. One problem, I couldn't get it up. No erection. Bone free zone. I was soooo embarrassed. We joke about it now, but god that was just a mortifying experience.

Next worst part, that was going to be my first time...

 

Lost my erection, nothing trumps that in my book...

 

getting ready to have sex with an ex boyfriend, slipped while walking backwards and hit my head. i guess i blacked out, because when i woke up my head was sore, my ass hurt and there was cum everywhere.

was getting fucked at the high school and got walked in on by a janitor.

got fucked in a changing room in a department store and he came inside me. we got busted in on and escorted out, the only problem was i didn't get to clean up and i had to walk through the store with cum running down my legs.

and one time i thought a guy was cumming inside me and it turned out that he was pissing...still to this day i don't know why

 

Nothing bad has happened to me tbh. Except queefing and every time it happens I cringe even though he's fine with it. He did cum in my eye a couple of times though, it hurts! That's not a big issue though, it's not as if you can control where it goes.

 

Before Trojan came out with Magnum XL's I used to have a hell of a time keeping hard in thinner condoms. Super embarrasing even though she knew the reason was I was too thick to wear normal condoms.

And before any jealous pencil dicked guys call me a liar, dont worry, im nowhere near long enough to fill it lengthwise if that makes your fragile ego feel all better.

 

the worst thing

I fired a blank & went soft :wall:

 

Fell off the bed because she had a twin bed and bruised the hell out of my arm on her dresser.

 

Caught by a girls parents in their bed with their daughter...both of us asleep and fucked out. They were supposed to b away for the weekend but...

she was 17 and i was 18

 

You had sex in some random dude's car?

 

she took a shit on me...i didnt know what to do, but my hands were on her ass and caught it....i couldnt get her attention, until i put my hand full of shit in her face

 

But did you enjoy his pissing in your pussy while fucking you??

 

I woke up.... Never to find Prince Charming riding me like that again. One of these days... Just need to find a live one to help recreate that fuck.

 

Worse for me was losing my erection, right b4 she came.... And she got pissed like fuck I was right there!!!!

 

bump. no stories to contribute but these are hilarious

 

My parents live way out in the country down this long gravel road, and when I was a teenager I used to tell my boyfriend to park at the end of the road and I would sneak out to meet him in the middle of the night. One night, my older sister was still awake and I told her I was sneaking out. I didn't think it would be a big deal because I'd covered for her doing the same thing many times. Unfortunately, she woke my dad up and told him. I'm not sure how long it took him to get to my boyfriend's car, but when he got there we were both naked and I was sucking his cock like there was no tomorrow. The only reason either of us noticed he was there was because he tapped on the window with his shotgun barrel.

My boyfriend (at the time) escaped without getting shot, but needless to say I was on "house arrest" for quite a while. :excited:

 

Falling off bed. Falling off chair. To
Too deep at an ockwars angle. Fingering the bum to deep shocking past the enjoment. Banged heads. Ahah laughed it off. Giving her charlie horsr some how. People start knocking on the door unexpected vidis from family. I should of never of farted. That one time.


Yup although were still together and when sex is a daily activity. I would say those are the worst. Although stoll lots of fun

 

Girlfriends daughter walked in the house. I had my dick in her moms ass going to town on the couch. With a vibrator in her pussy. We covered up quick enough but, we had bi porn on the tv. Easy to justify the sex cause she's 19 and takes care of her boyfriend all the time. We can hear them in her room. I think the tv with a dude fucking a chick with a cock in his mouth scared her more!!

 

One time I came home from work and was horny/excited to see my girlfriend. Incidentally, that evening I had eaten at Muchos Gracias, a Mexican restaurant known for indigestion. While taking off her clothes and kissing her, I burp into her mouth. She is so disgusted everything pretty much closes up, and after a few minutes I have to stop.

She's never lived that moment down. I felt really bad about it, and the general understanding is, if I eat there, then no sex afterwards!

 

Some background first, me and my now permanently X girlfriend were having a weeklong fling behind her new love interests back. And throughout the relationship when we were feeling kinky we would always have me be very dominant and her submissive. This play would almost always involve me punishing her for her breaking "the rule" (she could sleep with no other guys) or just for being naughty. Well this night she was pretty drunk and comes gets in bed with me. We started to fool around and she told me to "show me how much you love me". And me still to this day being head of heels in love with her gladly obliged thinking that hey maybe things will work out or she at least wants to try to make it work. During the sex we got into a kinky mood, her telling me to punish her for breaking my one rule, asking me to slap her face and titties like a man and punish her for being a slut, and me thinking this was all play went along with it. After the sex she started crying and ran out of my house telling me that "I cant do this to him im so sorry hes coming up here tomorrow and I have to know what he and I could become". After she left, well at least I still have my dog and a nice big bottle of whiskey.