Was making love, and knocked over a large cup of ice water all over her, just as she was getting off. At first I thought I was doing good,
Tell I realized it was the ice water.

 

I was going down on her and thought I was doing a good job, all the signs were there. She was squirming, moaning, was feeding me quite nicely when all of a sudden she called out her husbands name over and over....what to do, what to do? Stop, get mad or continue on....no way in hell was I going to stop. He can have the credit, I got her!

 

Oh and the very first one, stitches right below my hair line from being hit with a chunk of rock because I challenged the manlyhood of a guy after sex.

 

Her husband called and wanted to know what time she'd be home.
Not joking!
It was the first time she was coming over to my place and she wanted to make sure someone knew where she was in case I turned out to be a psycho or something.
She told him she'd be home by a certain time.
Things went longer than she thought they would.
I knew she was married, I just didn't know that her husband knew his wife was at my apartment.
She stopped blowing me long enough to tell him she was ok and would be home soon.

 

when i was still living with my parents, i had my fuck buddy come over during the day to feed him his cock. as im sucking his cock to make him cum my mum walked in and saw me on my knees, wearing one of her g-strings with a fat cock in my mouth with gay porn playing on the tv (the video we were watching happened to be the amateur gay porno that i was in). i was so into the blowjob that it took me a few seconds to register that she had walked in and was standing there as i slurped and tongued his shaft begging him to cum

 

Fucking the married woman next door and my wife beating on her door, knowing what I was doing, barged in...it was my first indiscretion, my ex wife had been fucking others for a long time. The worst part, the neighbor was a much better fuck...

But there are other possibilities too...

 

Picked up a little cutie at the cowboy bar, that night after closing went back to my place laying in my bed getting an awesome BJ, she came up for air and somehow she caught my PA ring on a tooth - I guess she panicked and yanked back hard and pulled ring right out through the skin. "OUCH"Bi the time I stopped the bleeding and cleaned up she had dressed and left never to be seen again.
It healed up no problem but the hole didn't close back up properly and left a small piece of skin there on 1 side so pissing became a messy problem. One night while really really drunk and stoned, with the application of some ice and very sharp scissors I snipped that skin off and made pissing a much smaller problem.

 

Yeah, shit happens, to everyone, at least once...

 

Had a mouse run across my foot while standing with the girl bent over her bed in her shady ass studio apartment, kept my composure long enough to get off them bailed out.

Another bad one: I was taken home from the bar by a girl I knew after I was kicked out for being head butted , likely the retaliation was the reason for getting kicked out. Anyway we were back at her house and I was about to get off and the blood clot from my nose let loose and plopped on her chin/mouth area and blood pored from my nose. Before I could get my hand up to pinch it off and her to turn the light on it turned into what looked like a murder scene and she was the victim! She had blood all over her face, hair, chest, the sheets and pillows were splattered with blood. I was super embarrassed. I left and dropped off a bed set the next day, she said it was no big deal but I never could bring myself to try and take her home again after that.

 

Started to play with this girl from work. Stuck my hand in her panties and fingered her, pulled my hand out to smell and taste her but as soon as my fingers got near my nose, they stunk of stale piss.. To say I lost all interest is an understatement. Never went near her again.

 

Started to play with this girl from work. Stuck my hand in her panties and fingered her, pulled my hand out to smell and taste her but as soon as my fingers got near my nose, they stunk of stale piss.. To say I lost all interest is an understatement. Never went near her again.

 

Boyfriend walked in while I was just sliding into his ass. My very large hard on was very visible as I quickly got dressed. We met a week later and finished off what we had started

 

Boyfriend walked in while I was just sliding into his ass. My very large hard on was very visible as I quickly got dressed. We met a week later and finished off what we had started

 

Her big ass Rottweiler pushed into the room and bared his teeth at me growling then jumped on the bed thinking I was hurting her not just fucking her. She had to wrestle him out of the room . Almost lost a cock to an overprotective pet.

 

Charley horse. No matter how hard I tried to keep going, it won out.

 

I couldn't orgasm.

 

dad walked in on me and his son LOL

 

Worst and Best.
Got caught by girlfriend's mom.

No, she didn't join us. I wish she had.
But I've fantasized about it forever.

 

another time me and girlfriend thought we would have some nice fun nighttime sex by the lake/park. took a blanket and drinks etc.

the fucking mosquitoes were eating us alive within seconds !! we tried to ignore them but gave up and ran for the car maybe 5 minutes later LOL