Cramp in the hip

 

I fell off the bed and knocked myself out. No sex that night

 

I hate it when that happens.
Or, rug burns.

 

My worst and funny epitomize was my wife and i were on a water bed and there was a potted plant on the book shelf attached to the bed. we got rocking and the pot fell off the self and hit me in the back of the head. it hurt like hell and we had a bunch of dirt and broken container all over us. we were worried about getting off the water bed with all the broken pieces and getting cut or slicing open the water bed. it all worked out in the end. talk about losing the moment!!

 

Was ass fucking some girl just out of High school. Hadnt had a lot of sex before. I was on the bottom and she was facing my feet. Going up and down. After I Came she pulled off of me and when she did a lot more than my cum came out.. If you get my Mess. I about gaged..... Never did it that way again.... We were in the back of my full size Jeep Wagoneer also. Not much clean up stuff.

 

I discovered, or at least confirmed the fact that my husband didn't give a rat's ass about me.

 

One of my ex's had a fit on top of me ,I didn't even cum

 

Knocking at Giant glass of ice water, off of the headboard.
You can't outrun ice in bed.

 

Split my dick string (for want of knowing what its proper name is), the cord bit that kind of anchors your foreskin to your glans. Spouts of blood that squirted several feet in rythym with heartbeat until my stiffy subsided. Over the following weeks I have never used so much TCP to make sure I didnt get an infection.

 

The worst thing was when I had anal sex for the first time and wanted to stop it.... and he didn't

 

The worst thing to happen during sex.... My wife found out where I was having sex. Had to change locations 3-4 times before she got the hint.

 

I dont know really... must have been some times when the woman had orgasm... early, and then just... fell asleep.

 

Guess I broke a bed

 

hubs a few years ago suffered what the doctor called "post orgasmic head aches" which don't last very long but are almost as painful as migranes. they went away after a couple of years.

 

I'd have to say once my wife was eating my ass and I farted in her face

 

I was finger fucking my gf. we were outside (thank god). she is a squirter, but this particular time she lost control of her bowels and when she came and squirted, she shit all over my fingers and hand.

 

Was in a great 69 with a old GF and when I made her cum she bit my cock so hard it bled but I came right then so it was bad but a one in a life time thing

 

I got drunk with a woman I knew. Just friends and ended up fucking. We started in the act when I started to smell something foul. I pulled out and noticed shit all over my cock. Apparently she didn’t wipe good enough and immediately jumped up and ran to the shower. I had to throw my sheets away :-D She went home very embarrassed

 

Hmmmm,
Early in my experience
Gagging and vomiting on cock....
Then crying
He cleaned me up and made me do it again then licked and fingered my ass, oiled my ass and pur a belted buttplug in me, dressed me in a little black dress, etc and took me to the bar.

 

I got a bloody nose and it dripped on her face while I was fucking her.