in a movie theater

 

In my cousins hay mow while he was milking cows. Then under a train bridge with my friend. Both were VERY young

 

At work, quite a lot. I used to go off for a shit and have a tug whilst in the stinking bogs (no idea why)

At a rave in the bogs, damn those girls in their hotpants!

In bed with the wife whilst she was sleeping

When I was round a mates house sleeping on his floor and couldn't sleep

 

tossed off in my 'secret hide-out' in a creek

 

I was in a plane watching a got porn movie the plane was pretty empty so i had a couple of rows to my self and a blanket

 

I'd have to say a library

 

At work, in the bathroom.

At a X-rated video store in a booth. (actually this is the norm, but I felt weird)

Lying next to my girlfriend when she didn't feel like fucking.

 

On holiday with my best friend, we were sharing a room, she was asleep less than a metre away from me. 2 weeks is a long time for me to go without masturbating so it couldn't be helped.
She does know about it now.

 

i masturbated in the church bathroom, the women who was taking donations had her shirt un buttoned enough so i could see her bra, pushed me over the edge

 

Just in my car while driving. I had heard about women doing it while driving to work. so I Took my dick out and tried it. Not too comfortable.

 

in a library, once while hunting and twice in a church I was up in the loft listening to the church sermon, what can i say I WAS SOOO FREAKIN HORNEY LMAO

 

in lorry driving up motorway looking down into cars watching the women in mini skirts

 

I think i have you all beat.

i used to work as an EMT, i once jerked it in the back of my ambulance... i had a patient there who was sleeping.

Also in the waiting room of a doctors office. I was sitting directly under the receptionists window and once again there was a sleeping woman in the waiting room with me. I nutted in some "Latina Weekly" magazine.

 

So, you had a tank wank? A tank spank?

 

haha church too! lolz

 

i don't know if this is strange but at a high school drunk party we were all over the place and i was in a room ( the moms ) and masterbated there...hehe no one ever knew.

 

in math class, and in the gym locker room

 

at my friends house while he slept

 

I've masturbated in the local park in a hedge/bush,in an old empty wardrobe, in a large field (no one spotted me I don't think),work toilets, that's all I can think of for now, I need to get out more!!

 

mmmm

my butt