Granted, you now shovel shit for a living

I wish I had a icecream sandwich

 

Granted, but it suddenly becomes so hot that it melts in your hands in seconds.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and go get a soda out of the fridge. (Or is it addiction to xnxx? lol)

 

Granted, but they just had a salmonella contamination recall, guess what product?

I wish I could stop time.

 

Granted, but it backfires and time stands still around you forever. You have to walk the world alone for eternity.

I wish I had enough money for a plane ticket.

 

granted but haven't you heard of volcanic ash

sorry to be a post nazi again, but there is already a horrible wish thread

I wish it would rain at night for the plants

 

Shh I'm new. I'm lost in this big scary xnxx world *shakes in my non-existant boots* lol.

Granted, but it floods and all the plants drown..as well as a couple of stray goats for some reason.

I wish I could experience a nudist colony. Sounds neat.

 

granted but they are all over 80 XD

I wish I didn't have to get up today

 

Granted your chained to my bed


I wish I could go swimming

 

Oh jeeze, I was wondering what you were gonna do with that one..ouch!
Granted, but you end up missing out on a veritable extravaganza of sorts right outside your front door. A mystical magical party, the likes of which the world has never seen, and will never see again.

I wish I knew the truth of all the debated topics throughout history.

Edit: Granted, but you're the grandma from Dante's Inferno, walking through a lake of sulfuric acid.

 

Granted but you have one time in a dream and can't remember it when you wake up.

I wish I could entertain the whole world

 

Granted, but your only able to do so by doing the Hokey-Pokey in a diaper.

I wish to be the best magician in the world.

 

Granted, but no one is around to see it since you are on an island that has no inhabitants.

I wish I was a video game designer.

 

Granted, but you're taught the ropes by the same people who made Superman 64. The first game you come out with bombs and the whole world laughs.

I wish I had a love so pure that made Aphrodite herself blush.

 

Granted, but such pure love could not withstand your impure thoughts

I wish my pussy was being licked right now

 

Granted, but it's a group of flys doing the licking


I wish my dick was the size of my body.

 

Granted.....

I wish my cock were invited by your pussy to get to know each other. (wow where'd that come from?)

 

GRANTED!

I wish everyone thought that way

 

I think they do!:excited:

I wish you were next door.

 

Wish I could grant that wish!
But are you SURE I'm NOT next door?

I wish you were inside me

 

Oh, how I'd love to grant you that.

I wish I knew that you are next door.